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aidjajkd im such a moral baby that i immediately reload even if i lose two hours

LMAOOOO the knight who comes and yells at you is SO mean i was like cmon dude im trying my best

to be fair immediately after stealing the hammer i decapitated a guard

spent an hour trying to figure out the easiest way to oathbreak minthara that wasn't killing a kid, then i accidentally clicked on a hammer and immediately got YOU HAVE BROKEN YOUR OATH PALADIN

A snip from someone's bio that reads | NO WAR | NO GEN AI | YES YAOI |

Beast mode

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

i will not let my stupid little heart harden or give up on believing things can be good

ok gamer!!!!!!

to the guy who decided 1:30am was the perfect time to shovel his car out of the snow: i will find you

PUPPY IS HEARTWORM FREE

hm maybe letting my 6 month old friend explore my teeth with his dirty baby hands wasn't the smartest idea, but on the other hand i fucking love the flu

i must not alecto hope, alecto hope is the mind killer

i will not feel alecto hope i will not feel alecto hope i will not feel alec

pulling up hybe org charts explaining the njz drama to danny at a sports bar

fromis love bomb should be in the guggenheim

omg i just started reading peerless

PASS THE YAOI, FRIENDS. 🥂

reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]

i gotta figure out what it would be! protector of the small's always been my favorite but idk what i would choose

no idea what it would actually be but!!! thinking

i should probably get a tamora pierce tattoo

don't get a smart dog, and don't get a smart dog who needs a lot of exercise, and don't get a smart dog who needs a lot of exercise and had undiagnosed heartworm disease, and don't get a smart dog who's currently refusing to give me back my sock

two days until puppy's final checkup and then (hopefully) he'll be healthy and cleared T_T the last two months have been hell on earth for all of us

IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Birth of a New Witch
My piece for @wtcfanzinespain.bsky.social! #uminekononakukoroni

a new epoch had dawned (whispering "just like heated rivalry" instead of "just like yuri on ice" when i go skating)

this is so cruel

cackle cackle

jin and kame are posting pics together! it's 2005 again!