pamagato

baby pokégay ponders gravity

ew

you look so good here

come on cpap bear 🐻

i just know a bil*tinmen subscription would fix me 🥺

a bunch of dogs are sitting around a pizza box Alt: a bunch of dogs are sitting around a pizza box

the way schools and the workplace have pushed american pizza restaurants to open at 9am on weekdays

like hell yeah i want pineapple pizza with my morning coffee — let’s party

why did no one tell me artemis is a dog mom ???

—someone who took one (1) classical studies course in undergrad

i didn’t hook up in this bathroom

can i come over and play 🤓

when i say i know a spot but it’s just this nonsense

gimme a taste 👅

I just know it's HEAVY

This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

🤤🤤🤤

i’ll save you, bb

i should call him

i’m suddenly a realtor

hello ??? 😮‍💨

happy FCF

hiiiiiii

i wanna get lost in ur chest hair, sir

hiiiiiii

don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son ever again

hiii

tonight’s hookup remembers me from the gym where i haven’t been a member for over a year
____
my power

with waymo i don’t have to worry about drivers judging me on my walks of shame

i always show up when cute guys are up to no good 😌

*drools*

Sleepy babes on the late night train