Nate Chance

So far I've tasted the Bourbon Salted Caramels, the Dark Chocolate, Pretzels, and the Spiderwebs (Chocolate PopRocks. Yes. Seriously). I am currently terrified of the Ghost Pepper candied nuts, but it's October. It's good to be scared.

To Jody: Wow! Just WOW!

@jtyrus.bsky.social

Every time I see Jody post about her candy my mouth waters. I finally took the dive into her website and ordered some of her confections and ohmyfreakinglord!!! I did the sample box and a couple of ads ons. 1/2

Got the Pre-Season upgrade! Thank you @sacramentokings.bsky.social Jorge is the man! Now I know how @jtyrus.bsky.social must feel

No but he would have worked into his next stand up!

Fact

Happy 916 Day Sacramento!

Wild electrical storm today in Nor Cal. I hope everyone is safe out there.

People often ask me why I don't give a crap and while i would like to say my body doesn't produce enough crap... it does. Plenty. I'm VERY regular. I just think you suck. You annoy me; Greatly. Shut up.

If he had been killed by a hunter, I would have been bummed, but at least he would be sustenance for someone other than the vultures. This was not a fitting end

Whoever was driving too damn fast or distracted and hit this guy: I hope you had had an absolute crap day. He's been coming around our property for years. He's brought mates, other bucks, dined on our crabapples, and generally brought a lot of joy to our household. But I'm sure you got there faster

two men dressed as thor and loki are standing next to each other in front of a wall . ALT: two men dressed as thor and loki are standing next to each other in front of a wall .

Short answer: Yes.

Why do you keep asking that. Gosh! Just eat your ham.

Mama, I'm Coming Home Ozzy Osbourne · No More Tears (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1991

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Pour one out

See if it's chipped

But... at least his message sucks!

What was going on at the ranch today, you ask?

Let's go @instacarte.bsky.social ! Playing a song about doing Meth on a National Broadcast is exactly what I needed in these crazy times!

Well that was awful to watch

HaliBurning

Smart. Very smart. 😂

Can you not make comments like this when I'm drinking my beverage? I almost spit green tea all over my computer screen.

Why does my computer screen saver know I'm an NBA fan? And I knew there was a reason the Grizz talk so much crap. It's in their nature.

Blockbuster Trade Proposal to Reshape Sacramento Kings A look at a blockbuster trade to bring in a nine-time All-Star, but at an extreme cost.

www.si.com/nba/kings/sa...

I love how @will-z-stats.bsky.social looks at basketball.

It stinks. The time he was up there was really cool. Just feels like he didn't give a crap to be up there

Last time I was as disappointed during a concert as I am with E40 right now, was when Sublime was so drunk they couldn't even perform. That was WEAK. I'm still a fan, but this is your back yard. Be better

20 minutes into E40's set at Bottle Rock: Just his DJ.

Just my 2 cents: I think the Wolves are a season away from being dominant. Ant (while unflocking believable) still doesn't have the "snatch your soul" to me. He's going to get it. When he does: the League is on notice.

I drooled. So what