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Another entrant in Vancouver’s 2026 mayoral campaign likely happening tomorrow.

Amanda Burrows, Executive Director of First United Church, is holding an event and has offered up a not so subtle clue on her Instagram account.

All signs point to running for the OneCity nomination.

01.12.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

02.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6448    πŸ” 968    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 40
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Guys look at this comment someone left on a pumpkin pie YouTube Short

31.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely one of my dream cars.

16.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Akashi might have been my fav of the festival - beautiful photography, and it successfully weaves a very personal story into a broader commentary about creativity and the impulses that drive artists. If Universal Language hadn’t come out last year, it would have been my fav recent Canadian film.

15.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arco isn’t necessarily bad, but it’s one of those things with a lot of good ingredients that feel put together. It’s got some compelling imagery and an okay premise, but it’s very much a children’s animated film in the - don’t think too hard about anything - way. Dub casting was terrible.

15.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VIFF 2025 was the first year that I properly engaged with the festival and saw more than 2 movies.

Standouts were:
1) Akashi
2) Kontinental β€˜25 -a movie that is more interesting to think about than watch

Lows:
1) Arco

15.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

95% of world class directors and studio execs are used to stamping their feet and moving mountains on unreasonable timelines. VFX makes them wait and they hate it if it doesn’t conform to their vision perfectly. Even the ones that understand the process would rather see us dead than have to wait.

09.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

09.10.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.

Cops misled journalists about using a powerful surveillance tool to track a woman across state lines because she had an abortion, then tried to cover it up when we found out the truth. Huge story from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social and @josephcox.bsky.social this morning: www.404media.co/police-said-...

07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1046    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 20
03.10.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9908    πŸ” 2172    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 37
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State AGs Defend Trans Americans in Stunning Rebuke to Trump’s FTC β€” Assigned Eighteen state Attorneys General unite to stand up in defense of trans Americans, in opposition to a Federal Trade Commission investigation into trans healthcare.

On Friday 18 blue state attorneys general BLASTED the Federal Trade Commission, telling it to back off trans youth healthcare and warning of an insidious attempt to reshape the regulation of medicine in the US.

And nobody covered it.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

01.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2709    πŸ” 1450    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 139

If the govt shuts down, I could lose work.

If it stays open at the cost of gender-affirming care, I could lose my child.

I can replace lost income. I can't replace my daughter.

@gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social, don't sacrifice trans people on the altar of political convenience.

30.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

The police are corrupt and incompetent. We will have to help ourselves.

24.09.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œWhy can’t we all just not get along and pretend we do” - The Canadian charter of rights and freedoms.

30.09.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vodka Spray for Costumes - The Wardrobe Guide Did you know that you can use vodka to freshen your clothes? Here is a complete guide how to utilize vodka spray for costumes in theatre.

A lot of stage costumers will use it as well for fabrics that can’t be laundered easily or need to be turned around for multiple shows in a day: thewardrobeguide.com/vodka-spray-...

30.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a similar principle to adding water to cask strength whiskies. The tastes can totally transform.

30.09.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love coffee perverts.

05.09.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠWhat if we kissed 😳😳 by the orgy dome wreckage πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

26.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
episode 112

episode 112

19.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Write doom guy erotic fiction on my vape?

25.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced

20.07.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6499    πŸ” 1041    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 22
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

19.07.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19650    πŸ” 7778    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 675

I intermittently code and hadn’t touched python for a year, so l used it to generate and clean up some snippets I needed and the whole process ended up taking about as long as if I’d just hacked my way through it.

11.07.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alt text: A screenshot of an article excerpt reporting on Israeli airstrikes on Iran’s Evin prison, which killed 79 people and destroyed parts of the facility. The text states that about 100 transgender inmates are missing and presumed dead after their section of the prison was flattened. Reza Shafakhah, a human rights lawyer, says the Iranian government often treats being transgender as a crime. It also mentions the death of the prison’s chief prosecutor, Ali Ghanaatkar, and one of his deputies.

Alt text: A screenshot of an article excerpt reporting on Israeli airstrikes on Iran’s Evin prison, which killed 79 people and destroyed parts of the facility. The text states that about 100 transgender inmates are missing and presumed dead after their section of the prison was flattened. Reza Shafakhah, a human rights lawyer, says the Iranian government often treats being transgender as a crime. It also mentions the death of the prison’s chief prosecutor, Ali Ghanaatkar, and one of his deputies.

Israel bombed an Evin, an Iranian prison that housed dissidents and political prisoners. They ended up destroying the trans wing and murdering over 100 trans people incarcerated there, many for simply being queer in Iran.

This is unspeakable evil.

archive.ph/PA2n5

07.07.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2254    πŸ” 771    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 61
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Mi’kmaq Senator Stalls controversial Bill Senator Paul Prosper has asked that Bill C-5 be amended to include free, prior, and informed consent, a key part of UNDRIP.

Breaking: Mi'kmaq Senator Paul Prosper proposed Bill C-5 The One Economy Act, does not go to third reading unless Free Prior Informed consent and other amendments are added. It is being debated now. www.aptnnews.ca/national-new... #cdnpoli #indigenous

26.06.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Other notables - The Master, No Other Land, Good Time, Shin Godzilla, Parasite, Fury Road, Royal Tenenbaums, Memories of Murder, Titane, Inland Empire, On Gaku: Our Sound, The Night Won’t End, The Saddest Music in the World, Crossing

26.06.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2001 ruled for movies I guess.

26.06.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€’ Alex Chilton, the former lead singer of Big Star, recalled receiving middle-of-the-night phone calls from Wilson asking him to sing on a recording of "Shortenin' Bread'' ("He was telling me I have the perfect voice for it"). [31]
β€’ The Monkees' Micky Dolenz said that when he tripped on LSD with Wilson, John Lennon, and Harry Nilsson, Wilson played "Shortenin' Bread" on piano "over and over again". [291
β€’ Biographer Peter Ames Carlin wrote that Elton John and Iggy Pop were bemused by an extended, contumacious Wilson-led singalong of "Shortenin' Bread", leading Pop to flee the room proclaiming, "I gotta get out of here, man. This guy is nuts!"[32]
β€’ Musician Alice Cooper recalled that Wilson considered "Shortenin' Bread" to be the greatest song ever written. According to Cooper, when he asked why, Wilson responded
"I don't know, it's just the best song ever written." [33]

β€’ Alex Chilton, the former lead singer of Big Star, recalled receiving middle-of-the-night phone calls from Wilson asking him to sing on a recording of "Shortenin' Bread'' ("He was telling me I have the perfect voice for it"). [31] β€’ The Monkees' Micky Dolenz said that when he tripped on LSD with Wilson, John Lennon, and Harry Nilsson, Wilson played "Shortenin' Bread" on piano "over and over again". [291 β€’ Biographer Peter Ames Carlin wrote that Elton John and Iggy Pop were bemused by an extended, contumacious Wilson-led singalong of "Shortenin' Bread", leading Pop to flee the room proclaiming, "I gotta get out of here, man. This guy is nuts!"[32] β€’ Musician Alice Cooper recalled that Wilson considered "Shortenin' Bread" to be the greatest song ever written. According to Cooper, when he asked why, Wilson responded "I don't know, it's just the best song ever written." [33]

RIP big dog

11.06.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3674    πŸ” 987    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 79
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

09.06.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 34689    πŸ” 16596    πŸ’¬ 2450    πŸ“Œ 3415

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