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I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though). #NUFC #FoulmouthedAndFlippant

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two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is making a face and saying sorry . Alt: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is making a face and saying sorry .

Dear #Sainsburys delivery driver.

I'm so, so, sorry. I thought I'd booked my delivery for today between 10:00-11:00 and not 22:00-23:00.

07.12.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's off his tits on sommat.

07.12.2025 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's ganna take him a while to put that lot on eBay.

07.12.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugly three points.

Tell it like it is Shania.
#nufc #hwtl โšซโšช

06.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How fucking stupid could Ramsey get? Ridiculous.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit.
We've got a two goal lead. I'm ganna have to gan for lie doon.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now gan and get a few more lads.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Straight in from the corner.
Lovely, just lovely.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it Michael Bridges?

06.12.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just put it in the fucking net man Ramsey.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'mon man lads for fucks sake.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't BBC sounds just use the DAB offering. The match is on FM apparently.

06.12.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kna how ya feel pet.
#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 06.12.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That big brown thing with holes in it is seriously triggering my trypophobia. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
Soz.

06.12.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just done mine.

I'm well and truly fucked.

The good news is that I'm ganna save a shit load by not buying any LPs.

06.12.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NB: Just divn't lose today lads.

Dรบbravka's ganna get a warm welcome back AND play an absolute blinder ain't he? So, I'm gannin for one nowt to The Toon.

#nufc #hwtl ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

06.12.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm busy watching series 3 on ITVX (along with The Arrow and The Flash).

05.12.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FIFA should be burnt at the stakeโ€ฆ.pissing up a child rapists bak โ€ฆ boycott the fukin lot of it โ€ฆ. Fuking stinking filthy cunts

05.12.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drop it on FIFA.

05.12.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell... you mean it's real?
I thought that shit was a satirical news story when it was first announced.
FIFA can fuck right off. The paedo supporting cunts.

05.12.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell them it's 'skitey'. ๐Ÿ˜„

05.12.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy belated birthday kidda.

Ask ya mam to gan halfers. ๐Ÿ˜„

05.12.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can anyone recommend a reliable mechanic around Shields, Whitley, Tynemouth etc please?

05.12.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It the same when they say 'We thought you'd like a new...' and then they expect us to pay for it.

The first time I saw it I thought ' Ooh, I'm in here. โ€™

Now I just think ' Fuck off man '.

05.12.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

23.08.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3404    ๐Ÿ” 944    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 196

I'll believe it when I see it.

04.12.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell they're a real company.

Bravo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Brilliant company name. ๐Ÿ‘

www.shyteshifters.co.uk

04.12.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least Robbie created and played a bit of footy for Soccer Aid.

04.12.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read this and give yourself a bit of a giggle this morning... then spend the remainder of today realising (and probably crying) that absolutely nowt will change if we divn't get official partners for coffee machines, bedding and other assorted "bullshit" services (like the "cartel" clubs do).
#nufc

04.12.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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