PaulRobson666

scooby doo is wearing a blue collar with a yellow tag that says sd Alt: scooby doo is wearing a blue collar with a yellow tag that says sd and he's salivating.

You had me salivating at 06:00.

Cold pasta with sauce straight out of the fridge? It's up there with cold pizza and left over mixed grill kebab.

Hang on a minute....

Didn't you have that for breakfast?

a man sitting in a dark room with the words na na na nana naaaa geordies written on the bottom ALT: a man sitting in a dark room with the words na na na nana naaaa geordies written on the bottom

It's in our genes (Geordie Jeans).
#BuiltDifferent

a close up of a man 's face with a beard and a serious look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and a serious look on his face .

#NeeLiesDetected

#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Imagine being a fan of a cartel club; the premier league kicking your arse, the constant feeling of grand delusions, carte blanche to spend money you haven't got, fellow fans that know nowt about football etc.

Fucking nauseating innit?

Hmm... I might have to rethink this.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

I'm probably projecting

Does that mean we'll see the return of:
- laudanum
- cocaine in Cola
- cough medicine with all sorts of "goodies" in
- Vibrators on the NHS for "hysteria"
- Nut houses for nutters

I'd draw the line at ankle length skirts though.

I hope you're right.

My biggest fear regarding the current shit-show at the club is that Eddie'll walk.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

a woman is standing in front of a screen that says scorchio Alt: a woman is standing in front of a screen that says 'Scorchio!'

🥵🥵🥵

Harry Potter dramatisations?
Not gonna lie... I'll probably get them.

That's one of them "fully loaded" pizzas innit?

a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` don 't even care '' . Alt: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` don 't even care '' .

I am here. 👇

Still a cunt.

😂🤣😂

🤣😂🤣

Cunt.

Oz (Played by Jimmy Nail in 'Auf Weidershen Pet!' (1983-2004). The text reads 'Has that bastard signed for The Toon yet Dennis?'

#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

a man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room . Alt: Jerry, Elaine and George (played by Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander) from the TV show 'Seinfeld' (1989–1998) are dancing in celebration together.

Yay. I picked the winner.

Let me know if they find it. 👍

The Prize of Peril (1983) ⭐ 6.8 | Action, Drama, Sci-Fi 1h 38m

Have you tried Duck.com?

I've just searched for this:

a french version of a film a bit like The Running Man?

And they found it straight away.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084...

Write

'🇨🇭🇨🇭Fabian... Can I have your direct line to your contact* in Dignitas?🇨🇭🇨🇭’

on a bit of cardboard and take it to the match.

*I'm not suggesting for one second he has one.

Anyone got canny connections at the Centre for Life (or similar)?
If yes, can you please send shit tonnes of the SRY gene* to the club's senior management and owners for their Y chromosomes?

* It's so they can grow some fucking balls.

Xisco.

Cos we can use the seemingly now defunct Sesko song.

a young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo . Alt: Scene from 'Deliverance' (1972). A young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo.

That banjo playing kid from Deliverance is Matt Targett?
Fucking eczema's the least of his problems.
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A still from one of the Iron Sky (2012/19) movies. It shows two Nazi soldiers in SS uniforms and wearing breathing apparatus. They're standing In front of something "spacey".

It's the first step to realising 'Iron Sky' innit?
#NazisInSpace

No

Because we play by the rules and we just couldn't bring ourselves to fleece them out of the extra £30m.

Is the crux of the Isak problem his wish to be paid a commensurate wage of a player worth £150m?

Let's drum into him he's still a bit rough around the edges and he's only worth £80m. Problem solved.
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a woman in a purple shirt is screaming in front of a mirror and says `` make it stop ! '' Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is screaming in front of a mirror and says `` make it stop ! ''

Hopefully they'll be alright and if the worst is to happen, it's only a case of rumbling tums and hot snakes.

Aren't they poisonous?