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@iamklute.bsky.social

North East UK. Sculptor, painter, woodworker. NUFC

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Latest posts by iamklute.bsky.social on Bluesky

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All those video nasties that were banned in the UK.
Texts Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, I Spit on Your Grave to name a few but the one I remember most fondly was..
The Last House on the Left.

16.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Murphy was lucky not to get a snapped ankle there.

15.02.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reckon this will turn out to be his best position. I don't think he has the speed to keep up with our wingers as a 9. He holds and uses the ball very well.

15.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Though you might be πŸ˜†

14.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen the movie Teeth ?

14.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GERRIN THERE BIG DICK NICK
#NUFC

14.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rumour has it that Big Joe is chained up in the dressing room for the safety of the officials.
#NUFC

14.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even angry any more.....
#NUFC

14.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting fuck all off this ref.
#NUFC

14.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Sorry not sorry"

12.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only YouTube guy I pay any attention to is Downey. Rest are just clickbait doom merchants.

12.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldnt knock the Mackems. Playing out their fucking skins. I've mellowed in rivalry in my old age btw πŸ˜ƒ

12.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Willocks forehead pimple ffs
#NUFC

10.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. I swear some "fans" want us to fail so they have more to whinge about.

09.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't matter who the boos are aimed at it will only negatively effect the whole club.

08.02.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To all the Howe outs and especially those booing the team.
Short fucking memories. Its ok to have a moan and whinge but seriously who would we get to replace Howe ?
And those booing can fuck right off. Do you want to lose our best lads ?
#NUFC

08.02.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting sick of this shit πŸ˜’
#NUFC

07.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Calling that 1-0 to us. 2 if we include the crowd.
#NUFC

04.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats the difference. They bring on Haaland Rodri and Cherki.
#NUFC

04.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ITS ON COME ON YOU BASTARDS
#NUFC

04.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least we're beating the twats on crowd noise.
#NUFC

04.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some games you get all the descisions, some you get none.
#NUFC

04.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we allowed to bring off all the outfield players ?
#NUFC

04.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tripps got lead boots πŸ˜₯
#NUFC

04.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FFS
#NUFC

04.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No chance when your lucks like that
#NUFC

04.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So thats 7 in defense and the 3 whippets on the counter.
#NUFC

31.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All those bloody Stormtroopers.

31.01.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Poor Arnie.....

24.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cant beat a bit of the old green eyed monster πŸ˜†

22.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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