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Progress on my first sock! (We’re not going to talk about that monstrous Christmas stocking from last year.) From cuff and leg, to heel flap, to working on the gusset at 6:30 am before work. No I do not have a problem, thank you very much. 🧢 #knitting

05.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if it's just me, but I *hate* story graph. Like on the surface it seems kind of cool, and maybe I just don't know how to use it. I don't get how you make shelves to categorize your books or anything like that.

05.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop buying yarn. If you find help, send it my way.

05.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now the zucchini has become

03.08.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I couldn’t love Michael’s more. Oh how wrong I was.

02.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, the fiber art folks are fucking awesome. I started going to a knitting circle at my local yarn shop and it was so diverse and fun!

02.08.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bartering muffins for fresh garden vegetables. Didn't count on getting a Hulk zucchini.

02.08.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Pineapple coconut and cinnamon pecan muffins. Working on Saturday is better with muffins.

02.08.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any liberal not calling it a β€œgenocide” is a coward, including Sanders. The worm has turned, a cadre of liberal institutions from OxFam to amnesty international have called it a genocide, even corners of the Israeli media is doing so now. It’s safe to do so and yet so many still fail

31.07.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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VoilΓ . Le bag complete.

#knitting 🧢

30.07.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I knew there was a reason I liked our coffee better.

30.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like most people, I grew up believing luddite meant "regressive" or "anti-technology" but actually the luddites were professionals, artisans and craftspeople, and they were upset about machines taking away not just their jobs, but also the art of the work they produced. Sound familiar?

30.07.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 701    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 13

That’s bad juju right there. What the hell were they thinking?

30.07.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DUDE. This fucking movie literally blew my mind when I saw it. I’ve been trying to find a time to watch it with Michael bc he’s never seen it. I’m not the biggest Bale fan. He’s obviously a big twat, but his and Jackman’s performances. Wow.

30.07.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little turd.

28.07.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jon's father figures spitting truth at him, but some lessons can only be learned the hard way.

28.07.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy."

AGOT Jon VIII

28.07.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just found a bunch of colorings that I finished so the cubicle is going to get a fresh look tomorrow!

27.07.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the biggest drivers of misinformation. It applies to pop-history, science, nutrition, literally like every academic field:

We have an "ineradicable temptation to make academic work more intriguing for lay consumption."

We take research and turn it into click bait and "news."

26.07.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow I've just been followed by the Crown Prince of Dubai. Such good taste he has 🀣

26.07.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder: Twitteros is here to help this school year. DM me with any questions!

25.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can help me instead

bsky.app/profile/mote...

25.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course. All truth. I really admire you as a writer and I wish I had your chops and your ability to finish works.

26.07.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just noticed another wee RLJ hint. Jon tells Benjen, I β€œ[…] I sit a horse as well as anyone in the castle.” We get this parallel with Arya as well. She’s compared to Lyanna, who Roose describes as β€œhalf a horse herself.”

26.07.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You look fabulous! You colored your hair, right?

26.07.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thing.

26.07.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here look at this atrocity and remember you write awesome books while other people are out creating bizarre frankenfoods! I’m sorry it’s been rough, but you’re hanging in there and still producing creative work. You’re great bud!

26.07.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like with so many things in life, I so desperately want to help that I'm filled with an impotent rage at feeling that I can't do anything of substance.

So yeah, my morose musings on suicide and the general desire but seeming inability to ease suffering in the world.

25.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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