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Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now

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the "I wake up, there is..." meme

photo of a tabby cat with stubby little legs, standing and looking at the camera, on a white background.

top text: "I wake up"
bottom text: "there is something wronger with Britain"

there are two circular arrows between the text, going around the cat

the "I wake up, there is..." meme photo of a tabby cat with stubby little legs, standing and looking at the camera, on a white background. top text: "I wake up" bottom text: "there is something wronger with Britain" there are two circular arrows between the text, going around the cat

23.08.2024 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2274    ๐Ÿ” 717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
Charles Leclerc touching the World Drivers Championship trophy that he's going to win this time next year

Charles Leclerc touching the World Drivers Championship trophy that he's going to win this time next year

Prepping for 2026

04.12.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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haas, you little sassmasters, I think you are my favorite formula 1 team rn

04.12.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

England doing a nonsense in the Ashes again then, is it?

04.12.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TGR Haas has a fantastic ring to it tbh

04.12.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

98th minute penalty to cost us two points. Typical against Rangers game then

04.12.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very very ready for this season to be over

03.12.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Early starts this weekend for Abu Dhabi then

03.12.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does anyone actually know what Keir Starmer thinks about Brexit?

My view hasnโ€™t changed: Brexit is a disaster, Scotland belongs in Europe, so letโ€™s become independent and join the EU with our own seat at the table.

03.12.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Donald Trump has the smallest fucking dick in recorded humanity, doesn't he? Just incredibly, hilariously tiny

Would explain why he's got to try and validate himself by putting his stupid name on every single building in the US

Torn down as soon as he's out of office

03.12.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dug

03.12.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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marge simpson from the simpsons is standing with her arms crossed and looking angry Alt: Marge Simpson, judging you
03.12.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Combination of the curse of the second Red Bull seat, not having a full pre-season to prepare, and not being ready for the move to the big team, tbh. I think he'll likely have a year as a reserve then maybe find another seat at another team, ala Alex Albon

03.12.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn it ya had to jinx it ๐Ÿคฃ

03.12.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all do and the world will be much better off when it eventually happens

03.12.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's incredibly relatable bud. Sorry about the difficult relationship with the hometown, that must be tough for sure. Much hugs pal.

He'd be amazing to see live, I'm very not absolutely not jealous at all ๐Ÿคฃ

03.12.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's my main hope that he's not involved in the actual draw itself. But he'll probably try and make the draw itself about himself, be on the stage, make racist comments about the countries involved, then fall asleep.

Fuck his stupid fake peace prize, too

03.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's incredible pal. First of many in a row, hopefully.

03.12.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gutted Berlin wasn't picked this time. Loved my time there last summer.

03.12.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that, pal. Same vibes with the North of Scotland here haha.

What a tune it is

03.12.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean...

03.12.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still the World Cup. It's still Scotland at the World Cup. I'm ignoring the bullshit part of the draw best I can and focusing on us

03.12.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the cunt just going to be on the stage doing his dumbarse dance to it while International fitba managers wonder what the fuck is going on and why he was made into the leader of a country (twice!)?

03.12.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing song tbf

03.12.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scotland's first World Cup appearance in 28 years and it's being made into a tribute for this fascist fuckwit

03.12.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get this so far to absolute fuck

03.12.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Generally, being "woke" means "not being an absolute fucking cunt"

03.12.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie

03.12.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, well in for Isack. I hope he thrives. Mekies gives him much more of a shot than Horner would have.

02.12.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tsunoda will be a test and reserve driver next year. Worked for Alex Albon, who did that in 2020 before getting the move to Williams for 2021. Here's hoping for similar for Yuki.

02.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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