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And how many bottles of ketchup were hurled at the walls?

Ew. Gross.

I'm trying to eat dinner.

Suddenly not very hungry...

No, do you know what is stupid?

Kid Rock thinking any of the following is true:

1. I GAF about what he thinks of my appearance.
2. He's still relevant.
3. Anyone's listening to him.

Exactly. XD Sorry about that, I have to point it out in case any of the morons come over trying to somehow excuse their malfeasance with that bullshit.

Not free. I had to look this up after some MAGAt cussed me up and down for bitching about Joni Ernst's healthcare.

It is HEAVILY discounted for them. They get like gold tier plans for peanuts.

But it's not *FREE*. 🙄😆😁

Gods, I can't watch.

This has about a snowball's chance in hell at sticking.

And those poor people, forced to hang all their hopes on this...

I can't watch. But for their sake, I have to.

Hey, someone tell Mike "The Hobbit" Johnson that when people stop showing up for work in the Real World, they stop getting paid.

Congress will have been off for a full month by end of next week. What are we paying them for, again?

LOL it's been a few decades, but if my own daughter ever has a boss like that I'll suggest it. XD

It's like, dude, would you rather pay us for the time it's gonna take to walk over to the supermarket and buy them EVERY TIME WE HAVE A PERIOD???

Fuckin ridiculous, I don't get why a grown-ass man with a teenage daughter was afraid of unused feminine products.

It's terrifyingly funny. Literally had one of those as a District Manager when I worked at a pizza place.

At least 75% of the staff were cisgender women between the ages of 18 and 40.

And the DM lost his damn mind when we tried to keep a box of tampons in the manager's office.

Sad, but hilarious.

Antifa was founded in the 1930s.

This girlfriend they're going on about would be dead by now.

So I'm guessing she made DHS agents exhume the corpse? XD

I'm certain of that.

You can get a similar effect chasing a manly cishet "alpha" with an unopened box of tampons though. XD

It truly is magical, and I want to show it to my wife, who is obsessed with unicorns, because I bet she'll want to emulate it. That's beautiful, Sophie.

Only in this GD timeline can I have the pleasure of being high as a kite and seriously pissed off at the same time.

This is wild. I think I hate it.

My deepest condolences.

Americans suck. And I sadly have to admit I am one.

But I am so, so sorry we didn't know enough to help.

Maybe one day when this insanity is behind us, we'll learn how to help people like your nephew. 💔😭

Agreed, and my heart weeps for the Gazans who have no choice but to hang their hopes on this. Surely, they'll end up disappointed (I realize I'm putting that incredibly mildly.)

Fuck this entire gd timeline right now.

And Fuck Titler.

Also, they need to Release The #EpsteinFiles.

Fuck you, Mikey Short. We're rallying because we love America. We want better for Her. And if she can't quit her abusive boyfriend, we're gonna step up and give her the courage.

America deserves better than that. Than HIM.

Fucking sick.

Welp. There goes my favorite non-alcoholic special drink.

GDI.

Not only that, but anyone who thinks Titler's hail-mary attempt at "earning" a Nobel Peace Prize is going to stick is delusional.

He'll walk away in a day or two, mark my words.

That black man has the intelligence, tact, and decorum that are SORELY lacking in the WH now.

I miss him so badly. He was amazing.

And despite what Titler thinks, he did nothing but good for America.

I'm pretty sure they're "woke". I do know they're vegan and woman-owned.

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a picture of a stick with the words get stick bugged lol Alt: a picture of a stick bug dancing with the words get stick bugged lol

My children are way too fond of this gif.

Petey, do show me where in the Bible it says Jesus Loves Tech Bros?

Last time I checked, Jesus didn't have AI to guide him, buddy.

FBEyeballs has no idea what's going on, like ever.

I'm not sure if he's making shit up or if he genuinely believes the nonsensical verbal diarrhea that his boss spews.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didn't know that setting was there! Thank you.

Fuck off, Titler. We're not terrorists, but we're also not afraid of a diaper-wearing dictator who can't complete a sentence and speaks like he's almost as literate as a preschooler.

I don't even own a firearm, by the way, but feel free to send your Gestapo here. I know I'm already on your list.

Bad idea, don't hang out next to the competition, you might lose out.