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15.02.2026 18:48 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@tedlouis.bsky.social
No one, really.
From @shouldhavecat.bsky.social
15.02.2026 18:48 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I WILL DESTROY THEM!
05.02.2026 00:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
03.02.2026 00:17 β π 19908 π 6083 π¬ 683 π 163This better be a euphemism!
02.02.2026 23:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Numbers 31:17-18 from the New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition of the Bible. "17 Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. 18 But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves."
Pretty sure God's in on it.
01.02.2026 09:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As the actual motherfucking President, he has infinity excuses available to him and he managed to pick the absolute worst one. It's almost impressive.
26.01.2026 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is *the* issue in America today, regardless of whatever other issue is your personal passion. Like, maybe you think climate change is the most important issue facing us today, and you might be right. Until we can break through this bubble, none of it matters.
25.01.2026 00:16 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I can't see how more yelling is gonna help, but I'm on my way.
19.01.2026 02:08 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I just want to skip the parts where money and racism don't exist."
13.01.2026 23:25 β π 51 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
14.10.2024 20:52 β π 18285 π 5133 π¬ 86 π 122Anyone stumbling in here wondering where to begin...
11.01.2026 03:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This better be some smutty euphemism.
11.01.2026 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let's do this properly:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQai...
βHappy New Yearβ is OVER π«
08.01.2026 16:56 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0I feel like I didn't realize who I was until like 45, but I'm an enormous dummy, so...
07.01.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some good mythbusting you can apply to whatever recipe you land on:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_OZ...
Nah, do white rice. Use the chicken for chicken salad so you have the stock for the risotto.
06.01.2026 06:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Risotto
06.01.2026 06:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like I havenβt even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
03.01.2026 09:13 β π 22413 π 4725 π¬ 201 π 170Wanna bet?
03.01.2026 10:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I KNEW IT!
03.01.2026 07:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is never clarified in the show which means this fucking nerd read the technical manuals.
Marry me.