Donald Trump: “The less LGBTQ graduate majors from Harvard the better.”
Karoline Leavitt: “Fewer.”
Donald Trump: “Shhh! - don't call me that in public yet!"

Thank god hard cheese contains no lactose 🫠

Gift-giving time is approaching and for a truly special gift, you can give a retro gaming experience that will bring a smile to the face of anyone who played games in their youth or is experiencing cult classics for the first time.
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Move the "Did you want a Bool" error to the analysis step · Issue #5052 · gleam-lang/gleam In Gleam a common beginner mistake was to use true and false instead of True and False in pattern matching: case is_admin(user) { // vv This should be `True` true -> admin_dashboard() // vv This sh...

If you want to try and get involved with the Gleam compiler there's this new good first issue that could be a great starting point! Compilers are not scary, give it a try and see for yourself ⭐️💕
github.com/gleam-lang/g...

Erlang Enthusiasts in the US 🇺🇲

Our client in Redwood, California to hire a number of experienced Software Engineers

Suitable candidates:

3+ days on-site at the office in Redwood
3+ yrs w/ Erlang, Elixir, Gleam, Rust or Go

www.beamrecjobs.co.uk/forum/us-vac...

#Erlang #beamjobs #elixir

run easily and swiftly

Did you know you can connect a Livebook notebook to a running Phoenix app?

Apparently, many of us don't.

Useful for:
- internal tools
- runbooks
- and engineering support

Here's how you can do it. 👇

#ElixirLang

New #ElixirLang and Phoenix project checklist:

- Setup LiveDashboard
- Configure .iex.exs (auto_reload)
- Add Credo
- Add LiveDebugger
- Add Oban
- Add Tidewave
- Setup Fluxon (my components of choice)

Anything I'm missing?

photo of paulina borsook

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

A picture of a black NeXTlevel handheld gaming device, by NeXT. It opens vertically to show two landscape screens, a dpad, and four buttons in NeXT colours. On the bottom screen is the NeXT desktop with the Info window for Chess showing. On the top screen is Chess in its 3D NeXT style glory. Either side of the top screen are the speaker grilles. It sits on a blue fabric background, lit from the side.

The NeXTlevel was NeXT Software's first handheld device, eagerly awaited but canned just two weeks from release when Apple purchased NeXT and chose not to pursue gaming. All 250,000 release devices were pulled from channels and unceremoniously rolled into landfill out northwest of Dubbo.

#chatgpt sucks at regex lol

Canadian twitter fight.

If two Canadians fight online, there’s a 70% chance it ends with them making weekend camping plans.

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/

Screenshot of a bash command: find src/ -name Cargo.toml -maxdepth 2 -execdir xattr -wx com.apple.FinderInfo '00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00' . \; -execdir xattr -w 'com.apple.icon.folder#S' '{"emoji":"🦀"}' . \;

With #macOS Tahoe 26, I figured out a fun little command to set 🦀 as the folder icon for any #rustlang projects...not that I use Finder much (terminals FTW).

Must be before our time

I can’t think of reason why you shouldn’t.

I gonna have to try that one out. Fascinating how they just know how all our tools work

Another Tidewave success story.

Now, with a nudge to introspect at the runtime level to fix the problem.

👀

#ElixirLang

Share it! 😛

I used Claude Code to search through my entire @obsidian.md for certain phrases (and include common variants and misspellings) in both path and node contents. Then I told it to send the entire list of matched files to a running neovim instance in another tmux window as an arglist. Amazed.

A code review comment from CoPilot on GitHub that reads: The word 'chonky' should be 'chunky' or a more professional term like 'large' in code comments. Suggested change - // Future is chonky, so we need to pin it + // Future is large, so we need to pin it

A diff in VSCode that shows the removal of a comment that reads: // Future is chonky, so we need to pin it

A friend has noticed that AI agents don’t like the word “chonky.” Several times now they’ve tried to remove it from the code unprompted, both during code review and locally.

Blog - Memory Integrity Enforcement: A complete vision for memory safety in Apple devices - Apple Security Research Memory Integrity Enforcement (MIE) is the culmination of an unprecedented design and engineering effort spanning half a decade that combines the unique strengths of Apple silicon hardware with our adv...

Well I'll be damned. I might have to switch phones after all even if all the new ones are oversized.

Unfortunate this looks opt-in for third-party apps. I wonder how much adoption there will be. Hopefully WhatsApp and Signal will adopt it right away?

It has A19 Pro. A19 Pro has matmul acceleration in its GPU, the equivalent of Nvidia's Tensor cores. This would make future Macs extremely viable for local LLMs. Currently, Macs have high memory bandwidth and high VRAM capacity but low prompt processing speeds. Give it a large context and it'll take forever before the first token is generated. If the M5 generation gets this GPU upgrade, which I don't see why not, then the era of viable local LLM inferencing is upon us. That's the most exciting thing from this Apple's event in my opinion. PS. I also like the idea of the ultra thin iPhone Air, the 2x better noise cancellation and live translation of Airpods 3, high blood pressure detection of the new Watch, and the bold sexy orange color of the iPhone 17 Pro. Overall, this is as good as it gets for incremental updates in Apple's ecosystem in a while.

iPhone Air has an A19 Pro chip, which is has native matmul

full NVIDIA inference speed in laptops, maybe even phones too?

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4518...

The piss tank on the ISS is now 6% full.

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

🔗 User eXperience focused IDentifiers (UXIDs) for Ecto #ElixirLang

hexdocs.pm/uxid/readme....

Is it creating those IDs in the database? Or in Elixir? I sometimes create rows with INSERT INTO () SELECT… and I like it that way 😛

Me: Lets buckle down and focus
Calendar: look someone added a meeting in 1 hr.
Me: fuck

Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

So the conference site asks for 200 but the playlist is available on YT now? 🧐 odd but I don’t complain 🥳🥹