Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street

We also would have accepted “Bullseye-yi-yi!” Anyway it’s a great episode that definitely feels like it could’ve gone twice as long.

One reason is that all these pro-Trump guys have no real life support and are propped up by billionaires who find their views useful for wealth accumulation; another is that, among those who are artists, none have made anything anyone liked in 20 years.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

Wendy and Lisa Podcast Episode · Bullseye with Jesse Thorn · 09/10/2024 · 51m

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FLIM CRITIC

Can we sue someone for failing to provide us with quicksand?

Not as bad as I expected based on “Cho Chang.”

We did this in Rincon once. After the rum was done, the bartender poured a bunch of chocolate syrup on the coconut flesh and we ate the hell out of that. Top ten culinary experience of my life.

I am fighting my brain to stop it from thinking about what she’d name a rapper character.

He seems to have become an executive coach/Feelings Tech Guy type, worked at Oracle a few years, and I see signs of AI in his Medium pfp.

How did this not happen in an HP book?

Got it

I’ve always struggled to describe this tone precisely. It’s aspirational and very it’s teen/youth-focused, which is where a lot of this ascendant/oppositional but (usually) non confrontational feeling comes in.

I’ve always struggled to describe this tone precisely. It’s aspirational and very it’s teen/youth-focused, which is where a lot of this ascendant/oppositional but (usually) non confrontational feeling comes in.

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with the guy who sang, “When masturbation’s lost it’s fun, you’re fucking lazy.”

Yeah; it’s kind of like that Stephen King story “You Know They Got a Hell of a Band” except all of the musicians are dead untalented chuds

It feels like this describes 90% of online content in 2026

I say this as a non-vegetarian: The annoying vegan stereotype is entirely projection from people who recognize that there is a moral element to their choice to continue eating meat, and they resent being reminded of that fact.

What they’re doing is manufacturing a new Ivanka

Genuinely astonishing that that manual practically uses his line "One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere!"

It’s funny to me- I used to try to figure out this kind of thing and then I just stopped caring. I don’t have a definition of “woman” anymore other than “that thing I am, idk.”

I've been asked by well-meaning cis women and transmascs why anyone would actually want to be a woman when I could simply not experience misogyny and tbh, this is the best reply I've got.

I’m surprised he couldn’t hack it (peoples’ phones)

I can’t believe a Murdoch flunky didn’t lead the newsroom back to glory.

Please don’t give him (or Bezos, or Bari) any ideas.

A take that aged like raw milk in the sun. Marvelous.

One reasons for these contortions is straight up racism in the press (duh). Another is the press' bias toward on savviness, where people try to explain that simple things are actually very nuanced complicated, and you have no hope of understanding them and sounding smart without their help.

It's truly a government by the pedos, for the pedos