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@thanatostheory.bsky.social

Magneto apologist.

134 Followers  |  92 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2023  |  1.6416

Latest posts by thanatostheory.bsky.social on Bluesky

it's uhhh looking very bad for me this month! we're not making enough money and my grandmother keeps buying random bullshit so we're looking at a really annoying financial situation for the rest of the month! awesome i love being poor in america!!

14.11.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan oh my God x.com/TheBubbaArmy...

05.08.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is the "Tom and Bunny" of the left, Bryan?

03.08.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New favorite subreddit

20.07.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 557    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Told a blue check moron to hold his breath underwater for an hour for saying people on EBT getting free aquarium access incentives people to stay poor and my account got insta-nuked.

09.07.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how you can tell these people just do not watch the product but consume it through the most annoying clip chimp accounts.

23.06.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fell for the reasoning but I was also a child who was bombarded with conservative talk radio via my mother so I think anyone who falls for it is as intellectually curious as an elementary aged doofus.

19.06.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan, I don't know if Chris told you but Stavros and Adam talked about Hedonism 2 and Tom's Trips was specifically mentioned.

16.06.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am becoming a grumpy old man with every spot that is a series of finish attempts and counters and then a stand off.

26.05.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, let's stop with the sound bites before entrances. Getting a little too cute with this bullshit, Tony.

26.05.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hangman should win for being the only wrestler alive with good politics alone.

26.05.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean aside from the other thing! Even before that got brought to light I thought he stunk!

15.05.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I am so happy I found another Marty Scurll hater. I think the thing I find most annoying about him is when he tries to do comedy spots because they're never funny and he is extremely annoying during them.

15.05.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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