I went into the village shop this morning.
Whilst sampling Jill’s baps I casually mentioned to her that Morgan McSweeney had gone.
‘Oh golly that’s sad’ said Jill, ‘Didn’t she play Fallon Carrington in Dynasty? I bloody loved that programme…’
😬

Does that include the ability to U Turn as required.

She didn’t watch. You can’t get much more white than Lady Gaga.

A perfect match - No Moral Compass needed but grifting will be an asset.

Elon’s emails to Epstein.
Location: Starbase, Texas

❤️🎶🐰

Oh dear. The PM's to do list has expanded again. When will he and his colleagues find time to sought out this mess, and that's on top of sorting out the mess inherited from The Tories. Here's an idea - Prioritise a reset of Parliamentary Standards and improve our Transparency Index.

THESE 👇 ARE CRIMINALS......

MI5 refused to investigate ‘Russian spy’s’ links to Tories, says whistleblower Party member lodges a complaint about the security services ignoring attempt of Russian infiltration into the Conservatives

They must have been aware much like the Conservative Friends of Russia… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The government should reopen investigations into the 2008 relationship forged by Mandelson with the Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska. At the time there were suspicions that Mandelson received trade favors for Deripaska.

Unfit for purpose jumps to mind. Is Farage trying to Out Trump the Donald.

That'll be an U Turn I'd welcome.

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal

I warned Starmer about Mandelson.
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻‍♂️

Yes
But then again so would my anal cyst

Thought this might cheer you up 😂

Its amazing what wealth can achieve in terms of not having to be accountable.

South Africa was banned from the Olympics from 1964 to 1988 because it was an apartheid state.

The ICJ declared Israel to be an apartheid state, so when does its ban start?

The most disgraceful thing Queen Elizabeth ever did was pay £12m of your money to keep Andrew from being found guilty of sex offences in court.

Twats

a group of people sitting in front of a sign that says ' i crashed the economy ' ALT: a group of people sitting in front of a sign that says ' i crashed the economy '

So speaks the Mastermind who along with Krazy Kwarteng left a political legacy few would be proud of.

In association with Nigel Farage and Reform and all top Grifters (if that's a thing).

Nothing screams Patriotism like a paper purporting to represent British values, advising an elite minority how to avoid paying taxes the rest of us are eligible for above a certain threshold..

Taxes that fund #NHS, Police, Fire Service, Armed Forces, Education, Social Care.. 😡

I’ve managed to fix The Times Magazine cover for this weekend.
Hope this helps.
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This is what America has become. Vote Reform to ensure that this is what the UK becomes.

Great group which wrote some timeless classics. Thanks for the memories

YouTube video by The Undertones The Undertones - It's Going to Happen! (Official HD Video)

Heard on radio yesterday - lush - and followed by this which I can now hear parts of in smyths, cure, fontaines dc. Lot going on in this 1.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQta...

This is exactly what Labour needs to redress if it serious about winning the next election

Left: Reform UK breaks electoral law

Right: Vote Leave break electoral law

Why are there no real and meaningful consequences for breaking electoral law in the UK?