if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe heβs not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
02.12.2024 03:46 β π 3622 π 917 π¬ 65 π 36@hannahjmeislahn.bsky.social
All Shall Love Me and Despair
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe heβs not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
02.12.2024 03:46 β π 3622 π 917 π¬ 65 π 36Once you realize that a lot of men only value their wives in terms of what they do for them or for their children/families, you can't unsee how almost all of the praise from men to their wives has nothing to do with them personally and everything to do with the quality of service.
27.11.2024 15:36 β π 1763 π 341 π¬ 48 π 58"The critical appreciation of the show was really helpful, if not essential, in helping Disney choke down the price of what this is.
In terms of creative notes, no-one has come to me and said, βNo, they shouldn't say that.β"
-- Tony Gilroy on #Andor via @empiremagazine.bsky.social
Talking to @hannahjmeislahn.bsky.social about in theater reactions is really making me miss the in theater Star War experience.
21.11.2024 04:07 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I need a weed epi pen so when someone say something extra unreasonable I can jab into my thigh so I donβt become a rage hulk.
18.11.2024 22:07 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1"I am smart enough to know that my take is wrong but stupid enough to write it anyway."
08.11.2024 18:57 β π 1710 π 114 π¬ 49 π 8If people are buying books, here is mine! I shared my story of church abuse and started #ChurchToo over on the Bad Place back in 2017 & ended up writing a book about purity culture, the politics of evangelical sexual ethics & response to sexualized violence:
www.broadleafbooks.com/store/produc...
I'll also add when people express these "society has abandoned men we have nothing we're not even allowed our hobbies" takes, the last thing they actually want is a return to traditional masculinity. because traditional masculinity would simply tell them to get over it and stop being a little bitch
09.11.2024 16:44 β π 2089 π 433 π¬ 51 π 36From Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire: Q: What do you consider the most overrated virtue? A: Honesty. Iβm sometimes asked by people whoβve just seen one of my films, βDo you mind if Iβm honest?β I do.
The great Hugh Grant, from Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire.
09.11.2024 17:00 β π 762 π 80 π¬ 9 π 5Ok this was not the callout I needed on top of everything
07.11.2024 06:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having like 80 new apps to replace Twitter makes this annoying but tomorrow is my birthday AKA the day youβre all legally obligated to send me a selfie
09.12.2023 22:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i canβt believe there are so many people out there who can watch love, actually and think βyeah, this is a good movieβ
07.12.2023 16:50 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0This is us with zucchini, Iβm practically pelting people with zucchini bread to get it out of my house no one needs this much zucchini!!!!
23.08.2023 08:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have fallen victim to the Great Tech Layoffs so if you have any leads on marketing jobsβ¦. send them to me
01.08.2023 20:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I gotchu babe π€
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31.07.2023 05:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Comic panel in the style of a 1980βs romance clinch cover featuring Darth Vader and a blonde woman
Everyone who knew about this comic panel in Vader: Dark Visions and didnβt tell me is dead to me, how could you keep this from me
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