Hannah J. Meislahn

if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed

Once you realize that a lot of men only value their wives in terms of what they do for them or for their children/families, you can't unsee how almost all of the praise from men to their wives has nothing to do with them personally and everything to do with the quality of service.

"The critical appreciation of the show was really helpful, if not essential, in helping Disney choke down the price of what this is.

In terms of creative notes, no-one has come to me and said, ‘No, they shouldn't say that.’"

-- Tony Gilroy on #Andor via @empiremagazine.bsky.social

a robot says " happy beeps " while walking ALT: a robot says " happy beeps " while walking

Talking to @hannahjmeislahn.bsky.social about in theater reactions is really making me miss the in theater Star War experience.

I need a weed epi pen so when someone say something extra unreasonable I can jab into my thigh so I don’t become a rage hulk.

"I am smart enough to know that my take is wrong but stupid enough to write it anyway."

#ChurchToo: How Purity Culture Upholds Abuse and How to Find Healing Sexual abuse is utterly rampant in Christian churches in America. And the reasons are somewhat different than those you might find in the #MeToo stories coming out of Hollywood or Washington. #ChurchT...

If people are buying books, here is mine! I shared my story of church abuse and started #ChurchToo over on the Bad Place back in 2017 & ended up writing a book about purity culture, the politics of evangelical sexual ethics & response to sexualized violence:

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I'll also add when people express these "society has abandoned men we have nothing we're not even allowed our hobbies" takes, the last thing they actually want is a return to traditional masculinity. because traditional masculinity would simply tell them to get over it and stop being a little bitch

From Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire: Q: What do you consider the most overrated virtue? A: Honesty. I’m sometimes asked by people who’ve just seen one of my films, ‘Do you mind if I’m honest?’ I do.

The great Hugh Grant, from Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire.

Ok this was not the callout I needed on top of everything

Having like 80 new apps to replace Twitter makes this annoying but tomorrow is my birthday AKA the day you’re all legally obligated to send me a selfie

i can’t believe there are so many people out there who can watch love, actually and think “yeah, this is a good movie”

This is us with zucchini, I’m practically pelting people with zucchini bread to get it out of my house no one needs this much zucchini!!!!

I have fallen victim to the Great Tech Layoffs so if you have any leads on marketing jobs…. send them to me

I gotchu babe 🖤

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Comic panel in the style of a 1980’s romance clinch cover featuring Darth Vader and a blonde woman

Everyone who knew about this comic panel in Vader: Dark Visions and didn’t tell me is dead to me, how could you keep this from me