Andie Grace

I am going to make everyone stop being suspicious of me by pardoning the most evil woman alive and coincidentally she will say that I did not commit the same crimes that she did when we were hanging out all the time

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

My favorite Bluesky moment…

Donald Trump is a pedophile spread the word

It is fucking insane that we had a decade of people complaining about the dangers of cancel culture, and now literally hundreds of thousands of people are being purged from government jobs for ideological reasons, but that is not cancel culture.

Big beautiful crow stopping by for a visit to the Arlington Peanut Table. (He’s got at least three peanuts in his beak.) I just know he’s counting the days until Halloween.

100 days until Halloween.

Penguins always look like they’re yelling “hold on I’m comin” when they waddle... 😅🤣

Nobody likes this conversation, but if women didn't "man up" (aka just suck it up and keep going, which has no gender) as often as we do, none of y'all would be here today.

And other times I'm so happy and overwhelmed by all I get to enjoy in life.

Then it whips back again. (Let's not even address the state of the world.)

I'm not going to sugar coat. I'm 54 next month. It's awesome to be here able to say I feel more accomplished and proud and together than ever, and ALSO that I rise in the morning looking like Bill the Cat in a flop sweat, wanting to smash things, angry, maybe even at you. And it's FREAKING HARD.

But also you can't flag, you can't complain, you just have to integrate or fear your loss of "utility" to others. Maybe take some hormones, maybe it helps some, but like, even getting that right is a new project to nurture and manage and it still isn't enough.

And indeed, you really cannot help but feel that if such a transition of life was as strong for men as it is for women, they'd have complained about it a lot more in the halls of medicine that drive advancement and help us live longer and more productive and satisfied lives.

"Anything you can do, I can do bleeding." And then, this part comes...another metamorphosis.

Shout out to all my women of a certain age who are doing what we do while also being complete emotional tornadoes like nevermind, the ones who barely sleep some nights as we fight valiantly against the fog and heat inside. We appear completely normal to all but our keen close observers, and yet.

we would be better off if everyone accepted as a basic principle that the meat computers in our heads are weird and glitchy things that go to dark places and if yours starts telling you the Nazis had some good ideas you really need to take a deep breath and seek help..

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Me, 53: 🧐

For context the previous week the Serbs began the Srebrenica massacre, a heat wave killed more than 500 people in the Midwest, and the space shuttle Atlantis landed

Right? If Dallas or Miami beats NYC for you, by all means! That's the way to go.

In space, no one can hear you scream, which is a reminder to always use alt text.

"Questioning is the way of learning,"

Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.

I realize I'm a bit of a slack poster here considering how much I want it to be better than other social media.

But maybe that's exactly what I mean?

Bright orange and pink peony flowers with green leaves over blue in the background. Beige box with black text in center “May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and farm workers.”

Just call it the Self-Inflicted Wound Era, when we took a bunch of stuff that was working largely fine (vaccines, weather monitoring, friendly relations with like 175 countries, cancer research, renewable energy credits, the FAA, global trade, etc etc) and just broke them for giggles

Quit. Stop.

You can rationalize it however you want but staying on twitter is a terrible choice. It is not the “town square.” It is the world’s disease-ridden dump. You don’t need to be there to think critically or write relevantly or stay abreast of current events.

TIL: people still go just...browse Twitter/x even if they don't have to. Wild if true.

Guy who watches a Hallmark movie like, "Where the FUCK are the cards"