Nick Carter

I scored 13/21 on e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

Me, removing a laptop keyboard from the retention bracket. There were about 40 plastic welded fasteners, which are the stupidest things ever

A partially disassembled laptop. The thermal paste was powder and the fan was completely gunked.

Replacing a broken keyboard on my friends laptop. Cleaned the fan and repasted the CPU and GPU.

Just wanted to post an update about this loofah string. It is still his actual favorite thing

A grey cat, hanging out in a paper bag

It was his new favorite thing! For like 5 minutes. Now he hates it, silly cat

K 135 (low), z 200 (high), a 96 (low), x 204 (low)

K 176 ( high), z 194 ( high), a 88 (low), x 185 (low)

I think I need to move my bowling average up a few points. I felt good, not sure what everyone else was doing

A gray cat, looking very square. A ginger cat licks in the backgrounds

Happy international cat day
Here is a square cat

I'm imaging people yelling at the staff about imaginary isle numbers and unable to find meat in isle 12 or something.

L&L Hawaiian BBQ is one of my favorite restaurants. Decent price and good portions. Unless you're a glutton, you can get two meals out of it.

Two normal size zucchini, to very fat zucchinis and a banana for scale

Don't let them get too big

After rampaging around the house, Milo crashes out on the fireplace.

His zoomies ran out of zoom #caturday

There was one year we ended up with like 40lbs of zucchini. It was like the bubba gump zucchini company, trying to find uses for all of it. It took 6 years to go through all of it.

K 151 (low avg), z 189 (high avg), a 109 (low), x 190 (low)

K 159 ( low avg), z 214 (high), a 115 low (avg), x 196 (low)

It's been a while since I broke 200 bowling, the speed games I played on Monday really helped me dial in my positioning

Milo loafing on the back of a couch

For this #caturday we have a loaf

📍

Is this gonna be like the monster hunter weapon? Or are you gonna go smaller

signs you could be a Takeout Shamer:

- you know the location of your nearest grocery store
- you understand how to use an oven and/or stove
- you can do basic math
- you can’t afford to eat out for every meal
- you like to eat fresh fruit
- you know how to read & follow simple directions

An extreme close up of Milo sleeping in his cat ed. With his teefers hanging out.

Sleepy #caturday with some teefers

K 147 (low), z 146 (low), a 117 (low avg), x 166 (very low)

K 191 (high), z 154 (low avg), a 146(high), x 238 (high avg)

Mediocre day at the bowling alley for me. I couldn't find my starting point today.

There is a fun candy store in Syracuse called Hercules, if you're going that way. They love visitors. They have a YouTube

My ol' reliable is goatse. any spam on telegram gets directed to an adlib style chat bot. It logs in as me, and takes over the conversation. It only has like 15 phrases, but keeps responding

And random assortments of coffee pasta from Reddit including, Vaporeon and Angry Marine. Unfortunately most text scammers cannot receive picture messages, otherwise I'd probably go to jail for violating obscenity laws

Tossed ice cubes in there and made grunting noises. Talk quietly for an extended period of time and then scream very loudly and non-stop. When it comes to text messages, I have a bunch of stuff saved and my phone's clipboard. Lifts-her-tail vol 1&2, the full lyrics to "say my name" and "who are you"

Once upon a time, I logged into a free wifi and put Joseph Martinez as my name, I had to use my phone number because it sent a code. Of course they sold my info. So whenever I get a phone call for Joseph, I know it's a scammer, And the fun begins. I've poured water into a toilet for a very long time

At least I know there's a good headliner

Just saw a good one.

Ozzy on the banks of the river Styx.... Charrrrroooonnnnnn!

🪦 RIP Ozzy Osbourne 🦇🖤

Good luck, I hope it's nothing

K with a 179 (high), z with a 124 (low). A with a 135 (avg), x with a 156 ( v low)

K with a 173 (high avg), z with a 208 (high). A with a 100 (low), x with a 156 (v low)

K was very consistent today! My first game was.... Ass. Lol. second game was clean! I didn't miss any pins. Bonus frame doesn't count.

We're going to grab a relic of the clever, and maybe fight broodmother. Bowling of course, and probably cleaning the house

Two cats stare at a bird in a tree occasionally making chirping noises. The bird squawks sometimes.

Happy #caturday to those who celebrate. Here is Milo and Lola staring at birds.