Joey Pebcak

YOU WANT TO KNOW ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA

You get to interact with humans you'd likely not have contact with IRL/meatspace because our worlds in meatspaces are limited by time/money/distance/access.

DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW FUCKING COOL IT IS HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE ON HERE

please invite your archaeologist friends here

Big brother

But the contestants are shitposters

After being exposed to cable TV for ten minutes I've come to the conclusion that factory episode of Black mirror is accurate

Come to my prison and be on TV

This chick on big brother is definitely a horse girl

Death and taxes has been amended to death, taxes, and ads

Gravity is a force of nature

Big brother is a weird show

Sorry Holly :(

I hope it gets better

just taking out some trash & there’s ICE/HSI in my hallway hemming up my neighbor right now so now i’m just arbitrarily finding more things to put in some trash bags to keep popping out to check on them

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Parts of the Constitution were erased from the Library of Congress website, including the section featuring the foreign emoluments clause.

The removal was blamed on a "coding error."

Here's a reminder of what the clause says, just in case Congress ever decides to enforce it...

I don’t care if this platform is growing I just care if like maybe 15 people think I’m funny

BLUESKY IS DYING for a good main character

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Tapping the sign

It never stopped

A retail display box of kubaton keychain weapons with a sign that reads "NOT FOR YOUR BUTT $8."

you’re not the boss of me

What if I called you on the phone?

When I think about you I touch my selfie

Baby kitty Buster looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face

Buster Update: Little man is becoming very comfortable, and way less skittish. He's letting me pick him up and snuggle him now. I love him! He met Cheeze-it last night, and she was not very happy, but it went pretty good!

I’m like a bird in the sense that I will scream at you if I want to fuck

oh cool GPT-5 is released today. now even more things can suck ass

New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines theonion.com/new-dea...

[Grinding yourself into dust to not afford rent while the government is actively trying to ramp up to doing a Holocaust]

Peanut gallery: Hey, why aren't you entertaining me?

[every single member of the government is trying to kill you] hey why aren't you doing your little posts

People are more comfortable to be creative (and that includes posting!) when the world is a lot less stressful than it currently is now. People create more when they are stable, happy and secure.

"People aren't posting as much" Yeah, well, the world is a nightmare right now & a lot of people don't feel qualified to post about specific topics -and/or- feel awkward posting happy things when everyone else is struggling -and/or- are in a creative rut due to how everything is terrible and bad