Balor Price

one of the most important technological revolutions in modern history and you're likely not hearing anything about it because it's making the oligarchs who control our information environment poorer instead of richer

I wanna make a pretzel joke about making ends meet, but only if you promise to laugh and not be insulted. It sucks work can't be properly compensated

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Golly if you'd like to laugh your arse off for an hour I heartily recommend the latest Maintenance Phase. You like butter in your coffee?

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Muting me for your own sanity should always be acceptable.

Coming un just over a week:- me beating some malfunctioning piece of musical equipment to a pulp

Time to bang on about FAWM? No? Just imagine tuning me out like what I do when people do a football

Flerfers have this in spades. Laugh at anyone who hasn't personally been to the moon, because trusting anyone else based on something you don't understand is apparently a fool's errand

Flash! Art package preview crashonline.org.uk/72/flash.htm

Open copy of my bound zenobi leaflets.

I took scans of all these, removed the colour backgrounds then printed and bound them.

Nightmare fuel! If I ever got that close I was in for a loud complaint!

You'd better! I'm back on Twitter v3 for my bi-decade effort to do social media

Amazing title ngl!

Wow that's pretty brutal. Sorry to hear that D:

I couldn't get the palette looking good for R-Type's level one scenery, the ship machinery. I found my eyes didn'and complain about flickering between two colours by only if the value (overall brightness) was under a certain level. I'm a fan of using it in small areas!

Oh no, R-Type will need to turn off the off white palette swapping just for you!

Watched it with the gf the other day. I have this massive sense they are about to start a franchise, and Elodie = LOD = Leader Of Dragons 🙄

Them: Are you into music?
Me: Oh, absolutely!
Them: What bands are you listening to atm?
Me: ...Um....
Also me: [Has Closing Time by Semisonic in my head all day for no reason]

Update, at least 20 times now! I swear you be leaning on my last nerve. Also, from someone who has played the Beatles' In My Life on stage a bunch, why is that 7th chord wrong in the piano version? Stop dumbing down harmony, marketeers

Plex is trying it's best to ruin the Amazon ad where the grannies go toboganning three times in a row.

No luck, it:s still the best damn Christmas ad I've seen for ages, I love it

I used to share a lock up with you. Now I shudder to think what you did behind our bass amp

You want bravery? I just had a poo in the band rehearsal space. Take that, limitations

Sammmeee. I remember back to the days where everything was real buttons and it was too much hassle to get a whole new redesign to be left-handed friendly. Now it's too much hassle to have a button to swap things round :'(

Maybe they hid the dials in the small print of the Netflix rules and regs about not sharing passwords 👀

These pictures still give me that childish urge to be in this shop! *drool*

Huh I suppose I should promote my services while I'm at it. If anyone wants to exploit my music obsession for $cheap come DM me! Remote mixing, arrangement, mastering, that sort of thing, and no hard deadlines to stress y'all out :)

Advert over phew how did I do?

I did some really fun mastering and post-production this year, last example was Oxford noiseniks Sinews, a brutalist ode to the alt-90s scene.

Well what do you know? They just released a couple tracks from their first EP! Get it, crank it, love it.

sinewstheband.bandcamp.com/album/reanim...

Luckily by now everything in your garden is fully water-proofed

What ANOTHER tweet from me? (or is it called BSing here?)

Jeri Ellsworth getting loose with Tilt Five jokes means presumably this goggles-AR thing is actually happening, and I'm all for it

youtu.be/DRJKt-rJclU?...

Marenghi-Learner Overdrive.

Dammit now I have to write some songs for this amazing spoof bandname

So 1 must be 'Weigh' of the Tiger then! I can barely think laterally these days 🧓

Excellent spot. That one had me stroking my chin