morgue

I love my kind of love

bringing home beautiful dead bugs for my boyfriend to deconstruct and glue to his little action figures

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have a really sexy LinkedIn page

We’re just normal men

Are the Topdog ads real? Or are they my personal delusion? You know what I don’t want to know actually

if the world changes its rotation and i found myself holding a daughter one day…. I would tell her about the moment the girl so confusing remix dropped

Personally reversing Plato’s cave

Oh no I made my dungeon too cozy I’m never going out in public again

When I die I hope I am reincarnated as cute Korean street food ice cream shaped like a frog

At any day and time my letterboxd is likely giving “I love women” and I love that about me

don’t ask a girl what’s under her bed if you don’t want to hear that it’s cat toys and string cheese wrappers

iMessage chat screenshot - I’ve received a pic of me wearing chainmail and holding a sword pointed downwards and I reply with “literally how it feels to be a girl”

I love you because I am loved!!! The math is simple

No, I need to go back to a time when *love* was still possible.

Please stop making the world worse; I have to live here until I die.

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

Still, there's something inherently violent even about dice rolls. It's like every time you cast a die, something disappears. Some alternative ending, or an entirely different world...

this is good and huge props to booker for saying it but it's also kind of funny that it takes the equivalent of the russian sleep experiment to get a democratic senator to admit this out loud

more relevant today than it was four days ago 🤷🏻‍♀️

Frodo was sort of the nepo baby of the fellowship

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

fucccckkkkk ICE

Gaga said she’s creating a close, intimate and connected experience on the mayhem tour which means she will kiss us all on the mouth :)

slappin a “I bought it knowing he’s a nazi” sticker on every Ford I see

We are at the mercy of people who have never taken anything seriously & think you're a boring asshole for expecting them to

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

Good!!!! send all the boys to the moon, we’re better off for it

i get more mileage out of my Dutch oven than my car

Bernie 2020 bumper sticker poorly covered by a wishin’ I was fishin’ bumper sticker

there’s something about this that got me in my feelings

Still, there's something inherently violent even about dice rolls. It's like every time you cast a die, something disappears. Some alternative ending, or an entirely different world...