Bunny Boy's Diary @squishytoast

why do I always end up with the coworkers who make the worst mouth noises when I'm in a bad mood

16.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

taking my healing journey seriously this year. I can feel this year is gonna be good to/for me. I'm calling it now 🧡

14.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got exactly what I thought I was getting for vday lol

might show him off when I get home

14.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my little bodyguard 🧡

14.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm always surprised when a woman (who doesn't know me) flirts with me bc...babygirl, just take a look at me

13.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me: *apologizing to my husband bc he's stuck with me during the crying phase of a manic episode*
my husband: why are you apologizing? I knew what I signed up for when I married you

11.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this wouldn't be happening if our lead was here 🙃

08.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re in the Epstein files, you should lose your job, your wife, and your comfy life. You should be castigated by society and spend your days in prison, being trotted out once a day so the public can boo you to your face.

07.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 4139 🔁 869 💬 227 📌 54

I'm starting to hold back less these days. people need to know how they make me feel.
for example, my coworker threatened to tape my mouth shut and I said "fucking touching me and see what happens"

07.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazons (2022)🧡

#nsfwart #pinup

06.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1630 🔁 194 💬 2 📌 0

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February is about to be hella stressful

06.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pic of clouds and rainbows and it says you don't have to understand everything you just have to try not to be dick

06.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 163 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 2

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I should make him stay back there for another hour

04.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this dude is straight up lying to my face. good thing I don't believe him lmao

04.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me, talking about my birth control implant: do you wanna touch my bar?
my husband: *reaches for my dick* 😁
me: ...that's not...

04.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this dude is notorious for pissing me off. like he was designed in a lab specifically to piss me off. pray that I don't end up in handcuffs by the end of my shift.

02.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this page is basically my diary at this point

my coworker is driving me crazy today. you ask him to do his job (god forbid) and he gets an attitude and takes it out on everyone. today just so happens to be my lucky day and I'm the only one here for him to give an attitude

02.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“How is your community so nice and chill? So many weirdos hover around mine.”

I actively block and ban bigots and creeps. There are actually built-in features that allow you to do this, please use them more frequently so the unchecked rot doesn’t make the good people in your community leave 🤷🏻‍♀️

01.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I've started writing notes to my husband in a notes app on my phone. I plan on writing them all down by hand to give them to him on our anniversary. it feels fitting seeing as it's 5 years of marriage and 10 years together overall.
hopefully we will also be on vacation at that time. fingers crossed!

02.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I should be able to punch customers bc why are you leaving a GIANT fucking donation behind overnight/outside of open hours? I want to skin this man alive.

02.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0