Ryan Steele

That’s the thing, though: you don’t get to vote for a party, or a prime minister. You get to vote for the person who will represent your electoral district in parliament, and that’s it.

If more people voted for the person rather than the party, we would have a better government.

That chip appears to be affected by the F100F bug.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Dude, you need to set up a camera and monetize those startled reactions.

They couldn’t make it work until Microsoft added Agent Mode to Excel.

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They call it "flour" because "powdered doughnuts" was already taken

A screenshot from the episode of Teen Girl Squad on homestarrunner.com where they go shopping at the mall and order pan-Asian cuisine and The Ugly One gets MSG'd

What I hear in my head every time I open an email saved to a file from Microsoft Outlook #homestarrunner

Wingaty bingaty,
Rotating Sandwiches!
Watch Lauren’s lunch spin right
Before your eyes.

While I’m enjoying the
Circumcharcuterie,
Finding your Bluesky has
Been the real prize.

Like, you’re asking to speak to god’s manager?

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I’m pretty sure I had a 4x4 rage room tailgating me on the highway yesterday.

A screenshot of the Winnuke V95 app. On the left, an image of an orange mushroom cloud with a skull superimposed on each corner. In the middle, the text “(c)1997 BurntBogus of the Den. Greets to Hound Dog” and a “Nuke ME 95” button. On the right, fields for “Nuke IP address” and “Nuke with message”.

Exclusive leaked screenshot from Iranian cyber headquarters

Hey, as long as there is a mechanism to revive the passengers at their destination, I don’t mind being unconscious for the trip. Pretty innovative tbh

Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2 May the Schwartz be with you.

Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2

This is Kona. He is doing his daily affirmations. 12/10 powerful stuff (IG: wildontherun)

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Ooh, or Uncle Jack Kelly!

Would you rather fight a cow-sized crab or 100 crab-sized cows

I still laugh when I remember the time I went and put a table lamp out on the boulevard and someone pulled over to pick it up as I was walking back to the house. “My wife is going to love this!”

That’s a top-notch Chip talk TikTok.

Honk.

I’d say the editor left the author hung out to dry.

A bottle of Smart Water

Obviously you can’t use ordinary water.

1970s/80s Pizza Hut logo, altered to say "Rizz Hat"

Is this anything?

The word “to” was getting interpreted as the abbreviation for “Toronto”.

. on X: "I figured out why Siri keeps giving me the weather for Toronto. Can you solve the puzzle? http://t.co/1dC5jzsdQv" / X I figured out why Siri keeps giving me the weather for Toronto. Can you solve the puzzle? http://t.co/1dC5jzsdQv

This reminds me of a bug I found in Siri on iPhone ten years ago. x.com/rgsteele/sta...

“Smokers beware: BC’s anti-tobacco laws prohibit you from lighting up at either of these two Vancouver Island restaurants” bsky.app/profile/chek...

You could have chosen to celebrate these two wonderful community events, but instead you disparage them as an inconvenience to motorists. Why?