O Clare Hutchinson

won't reduce immigration (I'm already here!), just a transparent cash grab for 5 more years of fees by changing the goalposts for people who've been marching to the tune for years, at the expense of family stability and the ability to plan and budget

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

whenever the physio asks how I know I have a dominant leg I wish I had a less posh example than "when I drop my waterski, I always drop my right one"

sowing: raiding idiot teenagers
reaping: enthusiastically giving the police reason to enter your home on quite possibly the flimsiest of excuses

this is Bad, Actually

exactly - you get what you get

marcus rashford they could never make me hate you

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

oooh I love this song

Any city could do this. Any city would benefit from it. Vanishingly few US cities are doing it.

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven

wedding planning update: we don't have a venue, a budget, or a date. but we HAVE decided which of our friends we're going to give the aux cord to

I feel like all I do is look at the roadmap for the next 10 years of #cdnpoli and wail "my kingdom for a competent ndp" twice a week but like. is anyone driving this thing!!!

They died because they were women.
Today is the 35th anniversary of the Dec. 6, 1989 Polytechnique Massacre. 14 women, most engineering students, were murdered by a misogynist gunman. December 6 is now the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women. www.cbc.ca/montreal/fea...

Just made a formal offer to Mo Salah to love him forever

am I too late for the henry kissinger party