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crying out for my mama after this lower-body workout. my legs are now a concept

i dunno Jessie J i think it really was all about that cha-ching cha-ching and the ba-bling ba-bling after all

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

today I made the worst tasting meal I’ve ever tasted in my 24 years of life but it looked fantastic. catch me on masterchef once I figure out the secret formula 🦀

(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*

you see a scarlet elf cup, I see hungry eyeless kirbies with no shoes

I get your point but also they showcased mutants with insane powers. Just a singular person with unchecked power who had a bad day can destroy half the population unintentionally. Have enough cruel mutants on the wrong side of history and idk, I also get why the humans in that universe are afraid.

Oh you think my reductive take is stupid? Clearly you haven't read [book I also haven't read]

satire really can’t compete with this reality anymore, someone call animale controle

“…and also most of us watched it being lighted and we sort of decided not to fight it. decorum, you see.”

Screenshot of a Pikachu plush playing a laptop computer on a carpeted floor

pikachu on his puter

man is standing nearby gesturing at a picture of jigglypuff as seen from above

that is indeed jigglypuff as seen from above

was the president inspired by the hokey pokey when he started this trade war

a cat with human eyes and lips staring in disbelief

tbh i dunno what’s going on anymore, should i be collecting bottle caps

now i'm sure it's a lovely creature, might even be very polite. however I would scream faint vomit perish if I ever saw it crawling around in my vicinity at night

They’re so diva fr 💅

No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.

a bald cat with a hang loose emoji

all the companies looking for an accounting student with no experience at all, don’t line up all at once please. i’ll get to everyone as soon as i can

Never felt more embarrassed of my country.

Shout out to mushrooms for being so weird

Sketch of a witch playing with their ghost cat using their wand. There are plants, windows and candles around them.

dusting off the old declaration of independence, hey we might be able to add women in the sequel after all 🧍🏽‍♀️

that is a very cute creature from another planet

gotta admit I would have preferred a flip phone with a 2008 design over this

mushrooms and jellyfish have the same energy idk why

small monkey laying down looking at a laptop

scrolled too much doom and the doom scrolled back, i do not like this black mirror no more

can we get a redo on this exam, I don’t think ppl realized we were not being graded on a curve and now a very stupid dog is running this country

a smiling pink fish (shellsea from fish hooks)

did absolutely nothing and got nothing in return, a good deal if I say so myself

i do like to indulge in onion behavior every so often