imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
22.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 5322 🔁 819 💬 29 📌 0@gregplaysdrums.bsky.social
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
22.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 5322 🔁 819 💬 29 📌 0Yeah we talked about it on the way to a Dodgers game, I think. With it being EHG’s hometown, you were very compelled to go
20.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
19.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 85 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 12Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
I thought Nola was a done deal already?
19.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
17.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 2777 🔁 511 💬 13 📌 16What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
17.11.2025 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adam Scott meeting the Pope
"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
17.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 653 🔁 79 💬 14 📌 3It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
13.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 5048 🔁 1097 💬 66 📌 70The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
The committee from The Good Place arguing: “He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy.”
10.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 1154 🔁 280 💬 4 📌 4lol I mentioned that yesterday too! That’s all I think about now
08.11.2025 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
05.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 9840 🔁 1728 💬 376 📌 97Hope is alive
05.11.2025 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
05.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 4679 🔁 1062 💬 17 📌 28Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
05.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 47103 🔁 8193 💬 251 📌 219Guys it’s easy to say Dick Cheney should’ve been prosecuted for war crimes. But you’re forgetting one thing. If we start prosecuting people for war crimes, people in the future might get scared about doing war crimes and hesitate before committing war crimes!
04.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 2169 🔁 325 💬 45 📌 13Yeah! I saw they were on TV too
04.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0James Wood sighting!
04.11.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every car asks for nudes, when I’m behind the wheel! (sorry)
31.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@briancgrubb.bsky.social I think you’ll appreciate this clip of Mike Schur talking about using unique character names in all his shows
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMCwqaSB/
Rename the stadium for him at this point
28.10.2025 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0HOLYYYY
28.10.2025 06:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right?? Aww poor cheater
28.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah it *certainly* couldn’t be because the band has always been terrible or anything…
22.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0