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r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware

£500 for a mouse, anyone?

This sounds ridiculous, but nobody has actually figured out the order of Game Player's until we finally cracked. It's tough to explain, but consider: there were three overlapping issues that were all numbered Volume 1, Number 1

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

The company spokesperson told me that there are no plans for a Torment Nexus for now. "The feature was designed for this use only," they said. It is not designed to implement a Torment Nexus."

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

is CAMM memory a thing? what happened to that

it’d be pretty funny if bad bunny also called drake a pedophile during his halftime performance

An “I voted” sticker depicting a crudely drawn werewolf tearing off its shirt mid-transformation in front of an American flag

It would be remiss of me not to remind everyone of this similar gem

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

British values

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Putting this out here because I'm otherwise at a loss:

Does anyone know how to replace the cartridge slot (as in the part the cart physicaly slots into) for a PAL SNES?
The SNES is full size, I believe the PCB is 1994.

PLEASE let me know if you know where to get replacement parts! Pls share :)

Every news bulletin atm

magnum out here dumping his entire wallet on the floor

Hell yeah, new policy option if you're running Windows 11 Pro or Enterprise! Truly bizarre application though.

vibecoded web apps have such boring security bugs. "the whole database was wide open". oh. ok.

at least have some class and write some sql-injectable php. maybe a little stack buffer overflow as a treat.

I've found this cute approximation for arctan(x). I'm not suggesting you should use it, all I'm saying is it's cute.

ok so elon musk is indeed pathetic in the emails but why isn’t anyone talking about steve bannon asking jeffrey epstein if he could get him a hookup to speak at defcon lmfao

Okay wow. We're SO CLOSE to 100 reviews. When we get 100, the algorithm sits up and PROPERLY takes notice of us, which will make a *world* of difference.

The strongest way right now to support Size Five is to grab a copy and drop a review asap. Your help means everything to me, thank you ❤️

Isn't this what Moriarty is?

Hi. I’d like a 2hr deep dive on the editing and graphics of Jet Lag The Game please. Beautiful information design and communication, and I bet they’re really clever with their pipeline and shortcuts at this point too.