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remember that u could make the best key lime pie in the world but there's still gonna be people who just don't like key lime pie. so don't even worry abt them

smoking weed: 🙂
smoking weed and listening to music: 😏
smoking weed and listening to music and drawing : 🤸🏻‍♀️😁🦹🏼‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♂️

my psychiatrist brought up that I could try going to bed earlier to be less tired in the morning and I actually genuinely never thought of that

ty ty

the poison ivy rash I have rn is like body horror levels and it's making me really super tired cus all my energy is going into the ooze

inventing new shirts

before bed -> first thing in the morning . he'll paw at my face in the morning and his hands smell like litter n i'm like 🤢 but also 🥹☺️😭🥰

you ever look outside and it looks like a witch is flying by ?! 🤨

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I think if I didn't grow up w siblings I would be a furry

waiting for the ganache to cool.......

treating myself like a baby who I make cheeseburgers for

I mean desserts

i'm replacing cigarettes with deserts that feature chocolate ganache

texting w your friends is so chill cus u don't have to use punctuation they just get it

eggplant parm party was a success

the music video for Mood Ring tells you everything you need to know

I feel like it wasn't obvious enough that Solar Power was somewhat satirical so now Lorde has to say "that wasn't me" but like , yeah I know

same poop diff toilet

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if you have pancake mix and chocolate chips you can make a chocolate chip pancake at any point in the day 🙂

can someone buy this for me

love when spak brothers likes my post 57 seconds after posting

skeetin from my new compueter

I like to go on google street view and just have fun with it

at my wedding there will be nerds gummy clusters

my bike broke on the C&O so we had to call for a shuttle and it's this teenager named Rave driving us in a minivan and he's not very good at driving

visiting my great aunt Patsy in DC. I love her paintings. she loves giving them away and seeing where we hang them up! she said we should hang up a nude at Pigeon LOL

walked in on him reflecting

finally reframed this drawing by my dad to hang up at Pige. the bagel with a pad of butter as a hat is just too good!!!!!!