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Early in his career Jimmy Fallon suffered from anxiety and depression (“I think that was probably my lowest [moment]”) because he couldn’t get a job in comedy.

So I’m just going to leave this here…

I was explaining to someone the day about Fenway’s relationship with baby Wembley, so I dug out this picture.

I was by myself and wanted to get a picture of both of them, so I hooked their leashes to a neighbor’s picket fence and they took it from there and posed themselves. That was 15 years ago.

Yeah. I’d already read that and there is nothing there that would get me off the couch to vote. I keep seeing people get dazzled (Beto immediately comes to mind) and it’s like they fall over themselves while everyone else is like WTF?

I feel the same about people who like Kings of Leon. Weirdos.

Someone is going to have to explain James Talarico to me, because that guy is whiter and blander than a puffed rice cake.

I’m assuming RFK Jr was there to push for larger overhead storage bins on planes in case you’re on your way to JFK Airport and you see a dead bear cub on the side of the road and you think, “Crap! I forgot to pick up souvenirs for the kids,” and one thing leads to another…

Some personal news.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It’s absolutely nothing like either of those, you incredible dipshit.

At this point, all of these events with Trump are like giving a toddler crayons and a placemat at Dennys to get the little pregnancy prize to shut the fuck up for about 30 minutes.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with his jazz hands?

I mean he never says anything worth hearing and I’m not sure what his purpose in Congress is, but the hands…

Mark Kelly spent 54 days in space flying on four space shuttle missions.

Pete Hegseth spent $50,000 paying off a woman to obtain an NDA after sexually assaulting her while he was drunk at a Hyatt in Monterrey, California In 2017.

I find it weird that Pope Leo’s favorite films were limited at four, when traditionally most people are asked give their top 5 or 10

I’m guessing number five was something like “Wild Things” or “From Dusk Till Dawn” and pope‘s publicist stepped in and said, “Yeah, maybe just four. Four is good.”

“Months before Karoline Leavitt settled her elderly husband into ’A Place for Dad,‘ she allowed him to do the ‘carving’ on Thanksgiving for what unexpectedly became a ‘pulled dry turkey on tiny packaged crescent rolls’ tradition as he slowly faded away while she auditioned new sugar daddies.”

Just lovely. Her resemblance to Fenway, my 5th out of 7 bassets, is uncanny. In the second photo, he’s grown up next to Wembley who was number 4.

I have two and, yeah, very rare:

About time for a basset picture, so here is Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé

At the beach by my house, as the pilgrims would have wanted it on Thanksgiving day, no one within 150 yards, and some fucking influencers showed up and set up camp about 15 feet away.

A fun way to kick off the Thanksgiving dinner table discussion is to immediately say, “This year I’m thankful that, after murdering the pope, J D Vance had Charlie Kirk assassinated so he and Erika could stop sneaking around.”

I always say, be the first to set the agenda…

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.

Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.

I’m willing to put up the first $100 into a fund for the reporter who asks Karoline Leavitt, “Does President Trump agree with RFK Jr’s position on felching.”

#MAFA

Now at a Buc-ee’s after Waffle House. I’m just a Bass Pro Shop away from the Great American Flyover Country Experience trifecta.

#Murica

ITS NOT A TACO BELL, JIM.

So it was one of the super fancy ones. Nice.

The last time I went to a Waffle House, our waitress was smoking a cigarette while serving us.

Super busy on a Sunday morning, couple walks in and asks about the wait and the hostess told them, and I quote, “I dunno. Depends on how fast people eat. “

She has a tattoo on her forearm that says “This shit has to end.”

I love her.

Fuck yeah.

We don’t have these in San Diego so this is like going to Disneyland for the first time, but with sausage gravy and bloodshed.

I mean, you could pay $10 to read Ryan Lizza‘s writing about Olivia Nuzzi’s sexcapades with the brainworm guy or you could lick the floor of a bus stop bathroom for free. Either way you’ll end up with the same taste in your mouth.

Choose wisely…

I’m not going to the X hellworld to check, so I’m just going to assume Laura Loomer saw this and shit a kitten…