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I can just see some DHS dipshit with an 8th grade education, two DUI’s and a restraining order after beating up his girlfriend going, “Dude, check this out,” while trying to use his new death laser to cut a minivan in half to grab a toddler.

Pirro: “So, are you up to this?”

Vandervelden: “I don’t want to brag, but I once captured Miss Piggy executing an absolutely lovely saut de chat during a production of ‘Swine Lake’”

Pirro: “Cool, cool, cool. You’re hired. Another sangria?”

I’ll also add I believe that Trump and his billionaire pedophile pals have deposited millions in an offshore account for Bondi to live out her life on after Trump gives her a blanket presidential pardon.

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.” - P. Noonan

After today’s performance by Pam Bondi, one can safely assume she would gladly hold down a teenaged girl for Donald Trump to rape.

Pam Bondi is Trump’s Ghislaine Maxwell.

Because that is not Bondi.

Off to Oahu after 2 trips cancelled. First, I was in the midst of a restraining order fight (I got it. Yay, Team Tom). Then Ripley had medical issues (He‘s fine. Yay, Team Ripley).

In my absence, please do something about this annoying Trump person.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

This is like hiring all of your Magic: The Gathering club pals because you think they are wicked funny and everybody is going to totally love them.

Or randomly picking names out of a phone book.

One of those....

If LinkedIn became flesh, drank a bunch of Red Bulls and then let its inner Dunning-Kruger run wild --- it would sound just like this.

Although, you have to admit, bringing someone on from HBO's Euphoria to help restructure the CBS News is the kind of outside the box thinking only meth can deliver

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

Bovino is headed back to El Centro which is basically Yuma without the glamor. He has stated previously that he would someday retire to North Carolina where, I guess, he owns an apple orchard. There he will probably spend the rest of his life spinning around every time he hears a twig snap.

Emergency nurses treating ICE or Border Patrol agents after they hurt themselves tackling a five foot tall abuela should remember how they treated Alex Pretti and act accordingly.

I‘ll add that CNN fired Don Lemon after he called out Ramaswamy on his bullshit about the NRA helping Blacks defend themselves against the Klan. Then smarmy Scott Jennings got a contract, and later the morning slot went to Audie Cornish to make sure nothing interesting ever happens again.

At a certain point, when it becomes apparent a cable guest has every intention of continuing to lie, it becomes incumbent upon the host to end the interview with, “We’re done here. You’re lying and you need to leave and will never be invited back.”

Maybe I’m being generous, but Matt Gaetz, Trump‘s AG pick before Pam Bondi, would probably say “fuck this shit, I’m out,” before he’d sink to her level. And this is a guy who paid a homeless teen trying to raise money to get braces to fuck him.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ,

Can I just point out to the good people of DC that Trump and Melania are hosting the premiere of the Melania movie Thursday night at the Kennedy Center for their invited guests.

That might be a good opportunity to express displeasure with ICE kidnapping and murdering folks.

Stephen Miller, along with Noem, Bovino, McLaughlin and a handful of others don’t have the kind of “fuck you money” to afford 24/7 security when they are out of government.

They seem to forget that…

ANOTHER ANGLE. This man was NOT brandishing a firearm. He was holding his phone. He then put his body between ICE thugs and woman. He was then sprayed with a chemical agent, tackled, disarmed, and executed. Plain as day. DO NOT let them tell you otherwise.

Where are Jeffries and Schumer?? Still talking about the price of avocados?

He was holding a phone and they approached him. Dead-eyed sociopath Tricia McLaughlin is a fucking liar

Ana Kasparian is a hard one to figure. I mean, we already have a Megyn Kelly.

With a week to go, advanced opening day ticket sales for “Melania: Who Geeves Beeg Fock of Christmas Boosheet” at my local cinema shows 16 total seats pre-sold for 4 showings, which, using adult only ticket pricing + fees, will rake in $287.84.

That’s not even a good night for a stripper.

I feel like there are bottles of champagne siting in tens of millions of refrigerators waiting to be pulled out after, well, you know.

I mean, I don’t even drink alcohol but I’ll probably join in because I’m a team player. Yay, us.

It is only a matter of time before Trump's idiot followers start claiming he totally, really is Jesus because ... stigmata.

There is no limit to the number of people Bovino will ship out of the country because they are taller than him.

After watching America’s village idiot drool out insults at our allies at Davos this morning, I would not advise traveling to Europe anytime soon as an American. Maybe go as a Canadian: buy a Blue Jays hat and know more about hockey than it is a total hot bed of gay sex, if HBO is to be believed.

“ I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

Brilliant

He is a rich kid dilettante who cannot be right enough to ever make up for this: