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According to Oliver Darcy’s Status, goofy fumbledick Adam O’Neal, who took over the WaPo‘s opinion page, has big plans for a podcast hosted by … wait for it … sentient white noise machine Megan McArdle.

I am both horrified and amused. Mostly amused. Like, 90 percent amused. Maybe more…

What a shitty day.

So here’s Ripley at his beach.

Pam Bondi in court:

“I”
[looks down at notes]
“…object, your…”
[looks at notes again, shuffles papers]
“…honor.”
[pumps fist, high fives co-counsel]
“I fucking nailed…”
[stares blankly]
“…it.”
[hair flip]

Especially when Tanner Scott is tan, rested and ready to go…

Congratulations to Bari Weiss on her new CBS gig

This is quite good….

Mark Sanchez, Ex-N.F.L. Quarterback, Is Charged After Being Injured in Stabbing

congratulations on dropping the butt fumble to second place on your list of “yeah, embarrassing shit I have done.”

Maybe Noem needs to tell DHS Chief of Staff With Benefits Corey Lewandowski no more “butt stuff” until the raging hellfire of those UTI’s subside.

Also, Kristi murders puppies. Never forget that.

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

I’d be very interested in reading a story about why Vought’s wife Mary took the kids and divorced him in 2023.

Is it irresponsible to speculate, etc etc etc

I was off by two weeks.
Congratulations America:

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

The liberal case for wishing this trust fund dipshit would just disappear.

But also we’re terrified of the subway

“We are so much more hardcore than they are.”

Dude went to fucking Duke. So, okay, whatever…

If Jeffries was good at this stuff, he’d call Vance “Vice President Couch Fucker” every time he’s on TV and make the networks bleep him… but too late.

It would have all fallen apart if, in that brief silence after he said “war department,” someone had said just loud enough, “Jesus, what a fucking asshole” and ruined the moment for him.

Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé just got her every 6 to 8 week allergy shot. $181, which is more than I have spent on my own medical bills this year.

It’s good to be a princess….

If the generals weren’t whispering about a coup before, they are now.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds

Remember those kids who were always picked last for sports in school?

They all work for ICE now.

The truly sad thing about this weak-ass shit is his aides are high-fiving and telling him “Sick burn, boss”

Hey you guys, they're on to us. Someone blabbed.

Time to go back to the vans with "Puppies inside" spray-painted on the doors.

This time, shut the fuck up about it.

Bibi: Yo Don, gonna be in NYC, wanna hang out?
Trump: Can’t. Gonna go watch some golf
Bibi: Bummer
Trump: You should pop by the UN. They’ll be happy to see you.
Bibi: You sure?
Trump: Fuck yeah. Do it.
Bibi: Okay
Trump: Happy RoshHashNashBridges

@PeteHegseth on X: Cool story, General QT of @general_ben on X: July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimar constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the Führer. Most generals took the new oath to keep their positions.

No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser

She did win a leaky roof lawsuit once.

I did not make that up.

I, for one, am surprised that Lindsey Halligan doesn’t dot her i’s with a heart.

She must be really good.

Be nice to your Christian friends who are still here even though the Rapture did happen. Maybe invite them to go summon demons or something else fun because god thinks they’re a dick and, really, what have they got to lose now?

Maybe leave out that “dick” part…