Cat Alvarado

What’s wild about the deportation targets and funding ICE with those billions is that it would cost less to let them stay. I never want to hear that the GOP cares about fiscal responsibility ever again.

Why are we listening to this random NON EXPERTS for literally anything. That guy should have no say in any of this.

Unconstitutional.

One of the most heartbreaking things about gutting social safety nets is that finances become an even more critical part of the dating decision. If I marry someone broke, will we die of abject poverty in our old age? Marrying for love becomes a luxury for the privileged.

FEMA won’t be going door to door to assist disaster victims. However, ICE and the National Guard will be intimidating kids at summer camp at local parks.

They are taking food and healthcare away from Americans to pay for deporting immigrants. It’s a hate fetish.

Wait, RFK Jr admits he didn’t fact check? SHOCKED.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

Travelling for stand up, I’ve learned that many parts of America look like developing nations. I know this because I’ve been to both.

The ice raid crisis is the product of hate, not logic or reason or facts. They have the perception that every single undocumented person is a murderer who warrants no decency or common humanity.

Everyone cool is on Threads.

Setting the Waymo’s on fire cracks me up because it’s such a balance of the urge to destroy property, weighted against the desire not to hurt ordinary citizens. I appreciate the restraint.

WHAT ABOUT THREADS! Threads has become the cultural hub that Twitter used to be.

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

ICE is staying at the AC Hotel in Pasadena. DO NOT buy industrial speakers and blast Pink Pony Club on repeat at them for the next 48 hours.

People of LA are not rioting. We are taking a peaceful tour of our city. Insurrection? No. Staycation.

Unbelievably horrified by this attack in Boulder. We don’t know the full story of the attacker, but no matter what it is, let me be clear: Senseless, antisemitic attacks do not help Palestinians, Jews, or Israelis.

Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.

Banning corn hub won’t stop men from j**king off. I know men who have j**ked it to a hole in a tree, the Bible, and two cantaloupes in a bikini.

Jordan Peterson says women only want the top 1% of men, but his wife is living proof women will date a greasy Kermit the frog impersonator in a plaid suit.

The sad thing about redpill men is that you can’t be ugly AND have a terrible personality. Like you can make a good life if you’re ugly, just be a fun cool person and get good at stuff like humor or music. But to be ugly and mean? May God have mercy on your lonely soul…

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Too shitty for Piers Morgan is very shitty indeed.

Your School House Rock moment......

I’m so confused

It course the Righteous Gemstones finale made me cry. 🥹🥲🥲🥲🥲 I’m going to miss them.

They’re so lucky! Because as a millennial who makes six figures in Los Angeles I haven’t taken a vacation in four years and I’m tens of thousands in debt.

the trump administration, obviously concerned with racial equality, thinks its illegal discrimination to spend federal dollars protecting a predominantly black community from raw sewage

Elon Musk is so bad at comedy he literally wore a hat on a hat. That’s LITERALLY what they always tell comedy writers NOT TO DO.

Once you get their attention, stats matter. But if they write you off before they see what you can do, you’ve already lost.

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