The person who said "pick your battles" didn't realize how many battles there would be
03.02.2026 16:58 β π 37 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0@thejessbeast.bsky.social
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The person who said "pick your battles" didn't realize how many battles there would be
03.02.2026 16:58 β π 37 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Bruce Springsteen's Protest Song is here.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
face reveal, wrong answers only
24.01.2026 02:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Live over at twitch.com/thejessbeast doing some coworking for the evening. Come be chill.
24.01.2026 00:03 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey fronds, look forward to a co-working stream with me tonight (~7pm EST) over on my twitch: twitch.com/thejessbeast
23.01.2026 15:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am solvent again. Thank you to everyone who supported me during this last week of UTTER PANIC.
16.01.2026 15:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank fuck, I'm solvent again. Issues with checking and overpaying /should/ be solved. May even get to go to a special showing of /The Princess Bride/ (we'll see).
THANK YOU ALL!
Transcendence. 2024, ink on paper.
12.01.2026 17:28 β π 93 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you to everyone who donated and stopped by my Twitch stream on Sunday. Your generosity astounds me and fills my heart with an adoration for helping me.
It's been so hard for me to ask for help and it always stuns me when people help.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Going Live at Twitch today! General Chatting and maybe a few video games!
www.twitch.tv/thejessbeast
Bank of America continues to fuck with my finances. I still need help with funds until this Thursday. Please donate when you can.
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
Was able to pay several pending bills with y'all generosity. Thank you so much!
09.01.2026 18:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
08.01.2026 17:46 β π 986 π 255 π¬ 11 π 73The entire goal was privately covered π. I forget, often, that my friends actually like me. So often our mean voices win and thank you for proving me writing with joy today.
09.01.2026 15:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the computer used to have its own room
09.01.2026 13:21 β π 1736 π 160 π¬ 39 π 12shareholders
30.11.2025 03:50 β π 3114 π 985 π¬ 4 π 7To anyone here from my Twitch Days: I need someone to have a Jess done for me.
09.01.2026 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heyo fronds, I'm strapped for finances right now and actually have *negative* money. If anyone can contribute funds to my ko-fi, that'd be great!
ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...
Who has her sweetass @drawfeeshow.com commission as coverart for her Kindle now? Ah, KOReader is the fucking best.
07.01.2026 03:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0screenshot of a tweet showing a sticker someone received post-wisdom tooth removal. it's of a weirdly satisfied and bloated tooth that says "I've Been Filled"
mpreg (molar preg)
05.01.2026 02:09 β π 1494 π 375 π¬ 2 π 22Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
04.01.2026 11:57 β π 6856 π 1900 π¬ 37 π 41A Hanar from Mass Effect holding 2 guns with the text: BODIES: NOT EVEN ONCE over it.
Been sick since Sunday.
03.01.2026 16:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0very hot person in an N95 mask with a white swoop in her hair.
Finally got a Rogue from X-Men white swoop.
31.12.2025 14:06 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0unironically a good idea
27.12.2025 01:40 β π 6147 π 772 π¬ 61 π 130Made friends with the cats, YaYa and Taj, at the Xmas party last night.
26.12.2025 16:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would also like to plug my favorite Christmas tradition, the Lobster Nativity, which asks: what if every participant in Jesusβ birth were a lobster? Mary? Lobster. Wise Men? Lobsters. Sheep? Lobsters. Camel? Lobster. Everyone is a lobster and nothing hurts lobsternativityscene.com
25.12.2025 02:56 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
still my favorite christmas post
25.12.2025 01:08 β π 7481 π 1855 π¬ 23 π 35