πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Obhave ~blm at your jesstaurant~ Tobsatisdy's Avatar

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Obhave ~blm at your jesstaurant~ Tobsatisdy

@thejessbeast.bsky.social

my heart is a hunk of cheddar Wells College Alumnae header by: https://www.patreon.com/hotwe/posts

93 Followers  |  96 Following  |  414 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  1.7051

Latest posts by thejessbeast.bsky.social on Bluesky

The person who said "pick your battles" didn't realize how many battles there would be

03.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

Bruce Springsteen's Protest Song is here.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...

30.01.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

face reveal, wrong answers only

24.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
thejessbeast - Twitch Co-Working Stream!🌈 She/Her 🌈 !pronouns

Live over at twitch.com/thejessbeast doing some coworking for the evening. Come be chill.

24.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing holding onto a railing and saying `` we will see '' . ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing holding onto a railing and saying `` we will see '' .

Hey fronds, look forward to a co-working stream with me tonight (~7pm EST) over on my twitch: twitch.com/thejessbeast

23.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am solvent again. Thank you to everyone who supported me during this last week of UTTER PANIC.

16.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank fuck, I'm solvent again. Issues with checking and overpaying /should/ be solved. May even get to go to a special showing of /The Princess Bride/ (we'll see).

THANK YOU ALL!

15.01.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Transcendence. 2024, ink on paper.

12.01.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to everyone who donated and stopped by my Twitch stream on Sunday. Your generosity astounds me and fills my heart with an adoration for helping me.

It's been so hard for me to ask for help and it always stuns me when people help.

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.

12.01.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
thejessbeast - Twitch my heart is a hunk of cheddar // she/her, your queer aunt, living with anxiety and depression, a chaotic mess, too bisexual to exist, unknowable eldritch horror, knows a little too much about a wide...

Going Live at Twitch today! General Chatting and maybe a few video games!
www.twitch.tv/thejessbeast

11.01.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image 11.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Support thejessbeast ❀️ Become a supporter of thejessbeast today!

Bank of America continues to fuck with my finances. I still need help with funds until this Thursday. Please donate when you can.

ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...

11.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image 11.01.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was able to pay several pending bills with y'all generosity. Thank you so much!

09.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

08.01.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 73

The entire goal was privately covered 😭. I forget, often, that my friends actually like me. So often our mean voices win and thank you for proving me writing with joy today.

09.01.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the computer used to have its own room

09.01.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1736    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 12

shareholders

30.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3114    πŸ” 985    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

To anyone here from my Twitch Days: I need someone to have a Jess done for me.

09.01.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Support thejessbeast ❀️ Become a supporter of thejessbeast today!

Heyo fronds, I'm strapped for finances right now and actually have *negative* money. If anyone can contribute funds to my ko-fi, that'd be great!

ko-fi.com/thejessbeast...

09.01.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

Who has her sweetass @drawfeeshow.com commission as coverart for her Kindle now? Ah, KOReader is the fucking best.

07.01.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a tweet showing a sticker someone received post-wisdom tooth removal. it's of a weirdly satisfied and bloated tooth that says "I've Been Filled"

screenshot of a tweet showing a sticker someone received post-wisdom tooth removal. it's of a weirdly satisfied and bloated tooth that says "I've Been Filled"

mpreg (molar preg)

05.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1494    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 22
Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.

Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

04.01.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6856    πŸ” 1900    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 41
A Hanar from Mass Effect holding 2 guns with the text: BODIES: NOT EVEN ONCE over it.

A Hanar from Mass Effect holding 2 guns with the text: BODIES: NOT EVEN ONCE over it.

Been sick since Sunday.

03.01.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
very hot person in an N95 mask with a white swoop in her hair.

very hot person in an N95 mask with a white swoop in her hair.

Finally got a Rogue from X-Men white swoop.

31.12.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

unironically a good idea

27.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6147    πŸ” 772    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 130
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Made friends with the cats, YaYa and Taj, at the Xmas party last night.

26.12.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lobster Nativity Scene Lobster Nativity Scene is the perfect gift for Christmas! These lobsters have formed a Nativity scene to bring you joy and gratitude. They are one of a kind, and each lobster holds their own story of ...

I would also like to plug my favorite Christmas tradition, the Lobster Nativity, which asks: what if every participant in Jesus’ birth were a lobster? Mary? Lobster. Wise Men? Lobsters. Sheep? Lobsters. Camel? Lobster. Everyone is a lobster and nothing hurts lobsternativityscene.com

25.12.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
vigilantsycamore
Dec 25, 2020
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

25.12.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7481    πŸ” 1855    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 35

@thejessbeast is following 20 prominent accounts