Tree Planter

I love durian fruit

Vertical column of canned cranberry sauce tthhucck

Just heard Rodgers start calling the play is it normal for it to sound the same after like twenty years

It’s gonna be like pre atomic bomb metallic objects being valuable because of no exposure

Same here with bonus. MIL said to get bird out of the fridge last night which didn’t happen. So there will be commentary

1) will appear more hygienic if I go in Sephora again 2) glad people are looking out for the kids

Took my daughters to Sephora tonight after picking them up for the holiday. Was sniffing various perfumes while they shopped and explained to a worker eyeing me up that I was there with my kids. 5 minutes later daughter told me a different worker asked if they knew me and were they OK.

The Descendants all of it

Had interesting ideas I thought but 2D characters we had to read The Andromeda Strain in high school

What was first Dirk Diggler or Peter Dinklage

Out there splurging on lifetime warranties and planting oak trees

Is Mabel supplied by your barber or do you have to bring your own haircut support animal

Kurl the CDC is blowed up we gotta hit the road think Canadia has walkers?

First they put noodles in chili

Hittin the juice box

Who smelt it dealt it amiright

Ok I know it’s a toilet paper cartoon with bears but who inspected butts for Klingons

Wish I could’ve seen him in the Brown County coliseum when I were a lad

If The Crusher isn’t covered miss me

Let’s hold a pageant for who can rise to become a pimple on Mark Kelly’s rear end

Pecan pie should have a pretty good shelf life

Free City of Cleveland supplied by ferry

Oh IL duh

MN WI MI probably skip IA and OH then PA and who knows NY

Great Lakia

I’ll spend my money on a swinging chick return around and make me sick and I got some money ‘til we fly I’m lazy and im white and I’m sick

I find joy in meeting quality measures in EPIC may you know peace as a healthcarerer

Unrestrained boobage has real implications at NASCAR speeds

Everyone knows baby corn is just adult corn cut into small pieces

Even without alt text I remember what they said

Felch/Falched/Fulched