Fool

Omg yes. Totally. Ya’ll should kiss about it.

✋🏻

Super fun good times yes. Now I’m trying to get past the paywall.

Jurassic Park. It’s just really hard to beat when it’s your first Goldblum film (although Earth Girls are Easy was very much part of my coming out process)

A friend has been using ChatGPT for health advice (also with autoimmune disorders) and it’s proving to be more useful than her own doctors. Apparently AI also helped her set up her own business, which is currently flourishing. She agreed that it should be less environmentally impactful, though.

Took myself to Beyoncé for my birthday. I feel like I’m finally getting the hang of aging.

after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours

responses to this have included
-grow all your own food
-buy organic
-check labels
-go to the farmers market
-check for recalls
-make your own food from scratch

etc

WRONG. none of you have read the article

STOP IT (but don’t)

"in my slut era" I mutter, shuffling over to the kettle to make a fresh mug of chamomile tea

Reposting this forever until myself and every trans person I know has received $1,000 from a rich cis person.

SAVED scene where actress, Mandy Moore, yells, “I am filled with Christ’s Love!” while throwing a bible at actress, Jenna Malone’s back.

I have a side gig singing at a church. We have Easter week performance #3 of 5 tonight and…

… … ……I’ve been such a fool.

THEY GET MAD AT ME IF IM NOT

I WAS IN THE SHOWER

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

Reposting with alt text

I spoke to another person this week—also a US-born citizen—who showed me the DHS email she received informing her that she had to leave the country. Incompetent, evil or both?

After that dumbass fire alert we all got back in January, I just assume it’s either an amber alert or useless

pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans

Second best $8 I’ve spent (first was on mozzarella sticks)

Reporter: 60 Minutes reports that 75% of Venezuelan migrants deported to El Salvador had no criminal record.

Attorney General Pam Bondi: They’re not Venezuelan migrants. They’re illegal aliens from Venezuela. They’re committing violent crimes. But we don’t have to charge them to prove it.

People when things are going reasonably well: “FUCK THE DEMOCRATS😤” People when shit is hitting the fan (and Dems are not in power): “Democrats, pwease save us🥺👉🏻👈🏻”

Nono. The first one is still correct.

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1…Tesla…Road…Austin…TX…

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

As it was happening all the *heavy* foreshadowing started rushing back and I was like, “no, that tracks.”

Carolyn McPhee lent me her copy of “Automatic Millionaire” back during CATS… I want to go back in time scream at my twink self “DOOO THIS!”

I saw that he’d be there and though of you😂