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@lordofthegoobers.bsky.social

34M | Straight | Autistic | Single | Depressed | Gamer | Trying to love my body | Crohn's sufferer | Warning: I post my nudes and porn here NSFW 18+ MDNI | DMs open to mutuals https://cash.app/$thediceman91

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Then that's exactly what you'll get, babe. Just let me give her lots of love and you can tell me when I need to stop. 😘

08.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd have you relax in bed while I take my time giving her all the attention she needs. She deserves lots and lots of love and attention all the time 😘😘

07.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to spend the day making out with it 😏😘

07.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's too bad I'm not there to keep you company... 😏

07.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. I'm so sorry someone said that to you. You are absolutely gorgeous and sexy beyond measure, and I hope you can get past what they said. ❀️

07.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RT if I should move my hand on this beautiful morning.. I think at least 25

07.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet you can, babe 😏😘

07.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, babe. I appreciate all of this. I've been in a depressive rut for idk how many years now. My two cats are the main things to bring me happiness lately. ❀️ I'd love to be able to make some happier times soon. 😊

07.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« I could die happy if I was ever lucky enough for you to help me in that way 😍

07.10.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a band called Grouplove. I used to listen to their first album all the time when I was in college. Their songs are very upbeat and just make me feel happy. So finding them tonight brought a rush of nostalgia for when I used to be happier. I hope you're right, I need happier times in my life.

07.10.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's something nice about finding a band you hadn't heard of in 12 years. It brings me back to when I was young and much happier and still with the one woman that ever loved me. It makes me miss those days so much. I'd give anything to go back to those years just to feel happier for a moment. πŸ˜”

07.10.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm, I love the sound of that so much.

07.10.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like you would come in and take complete control of the situation! 😏😘

07.10.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love that very much 😘

07.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd be amazed at how many people are into pee play and love to see beautiful women like yourself pee 😘

07.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My skin is so pale that you can hardly tell it's monochrome 🀣

07.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would you help out if you walked in on me like this?

#nsfw #nsfwsky #man #male #nude #naked #dick #cock #balls #bhm #goon #chubby #gooner #fat #plussize #harddick #hardcock

07.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know why it is, but watching pretty women like you pee is just a huge turn on, and I love it! 😍πŸ₯΅πŸ˜˜

07.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was my first time recording myself peeing. Some of you were asking to see and I usually like to try anything once so.....here ya go #nsfwbsky #pee #peeing

06.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

Goodnight babes. I hope to see more of you tomorrow 😘❀️

07.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to dive in tongue first! I just laid down so I can be horny and this is the first thing I see! 😍πŸ₯΅

07.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at how wet πŸ’¦ I am for you πŸ₯΅πŸ˜ˆ #nsfwbsky #wet #horny

06.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

I would love to offer you my tongue anytime you needed it 😏

07.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good afternoon and happy monochrome Monday everyone #monochromemonday

06.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't give up. You are magnificent and deserve the world. ❀️

06.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm gonna be quiet on here for a while. I don't see a point in posting anything if no one's ever gonna see it.

05.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's whatever. I've made like 6 posts about how bad I'm feeling and no one has reacted until I start being an ass about it.

05.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it's dead on here or I'm just being ignored. I'll just get off here for awhile and lay in bed hoping to get my energy back.

05.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta get out of bed and find some food. But I feel so dead and tired right now. Fuck my body

05.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I feel like shit. I need someone to hold me until I feel better. I'm exhausted from this morning πŸ˜”

05.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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