THAT Rose Main 😘💅

We are at the intersection of "every single.opinion is valid regardless of context or credentials" and "people will believe any lie you tell so long as it's short form and sassy." And that is a very dangerous place to be, kids.

I have been reminded that I have a Bluesky account. Cue Rita Repulsa meme.

Right?! Do we as a species not have any pattern recognition?

History repeats itself in the worst way, too. Boomers had parents who fought against the polio vaccine and seatbelt laws, like our generations seem to be doing with covid. Lots of kids just won't make it out of that alive, unfortunately.

So I guess people playing make believe, choosing their own names and wearing gorgeous gowns is okay when it's Christian, right?

I hate getting woofed at by a really cute guy on Scruff because I go right into "don't fuck it up" mode and then I probably fuck it up.

I mean, if you've seen the neocon influencer pipeline they've been building over the last decade, I feel like we're already there.

Research shows that one of the biggest reasons Millennials seem to age more slowly is higher purity water intake. So like...I guess drinking from the hose IS gonna kill y'all 😂

I was gonna try an all Gadabout run in Dragon Quest 3 but like...I could just turn on the news and get the same effect.

I guess game recognizes game?

THE VAN I NEED THE VAN RIGHT NOW

Therapist: So between your CPTSD, RSD, and your strong sense of personal justice, rejection is generally a VERY strong trigger for you. Here's how we're going to work through -

Me: IF THEY BREAK A PROMISE THEY SHOULD LOSE A KIDNEY. 🤬

That sounds good :)

Stop being so damn cool, will ya?

Okay, how could I not crush on this man?

Nice to know after all these years I still crush on stand-up comics way too easily.

No Smash at EVO this year. The world is healing ❤️

150!

Ryu Hayabussy.

I was only giving Dying Light 2 a try out of boredom, but now that I've heard Metric on the in-game radio I'm obligated to complete it.

Fascists don't have children. They have "collateral" and "backup kidneys."

Elon really out here using his son as a meat shield in case anyone takes the shot.

"Get a load of this guy." Yeah, that's the goal.

Been living with it since 2021 and I think I'm doing okay :)

I love this, and I think I'm reading it at just the right time. I'm trying to take better care of myself since the heart failure diagnosis, and a lot of the time I feel like I can't afford to push myself. Reading this changed my perspective.

Really? Right in front of my tummy Tuesday?

I dunno why every Good Value ketchup bottle recently has bust all over me like a closeted college guy, but much like that situation my wardrobe is in serious danger here.

I wish I could figure out what happened to my creativity. I feel like an empty vessel compared to the abundance that surrounds me.

Jesus Christ you two! 😍

Hey, who the hell leaked my five year plan?!