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Monkey Marl

@monkeymarl.bsky.social

Welsh, Clown, Ex-Wrexham AFC Co-Owner, Music Bore, Vinyl Dullard, Cat Lover, Tory Hater, Sheep Worrier. Record Dealer, Chain Puller.

276 Followers  |  244 Following  |  882 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.1967

Latest posts by monkeymarl.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just checked (see what you’ve made me do!) and she came 3rd

25.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As we say in Wales….what a fucking perfect fucking song

25.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well? Your answer, for the speedboat, is?

25.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heat cup with kettle water. Pour out. Bag in. Water in. Leave/stir for 2-4 minutes. Pull bag out and squeeze between 2 spoons. Add milk to correct colour. Serve.

25.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Female
Welsh
Not one of the Pro dancers
Gemstone

25.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you! I’ve never been so insulted πŸ€¬πŸ˜‚
(and that’s with my cousin on the show!)

25.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t think of anyone better. Can see him hauling some large jars of NescafΓ© and slabs of bacon around the local boozers having just watched 4 hours of Hugh Grant. With the cry of β€œwatch ya car mister?” and β€œWatch yer back soft lad”
You’ll be an inspiration

23.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really upsetting to hear that Dave Ball has left us 😒

23.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caused Β£1,275,000 worth of improvements

22.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Burmo (single) This is the title recording from my upcoming album, due to be released on 14th November 2025. Much more info coming later this week. But this is a special preview for those of you following on Soundc

Have a listen to my new single... soundcloud.com/adamwalton/s...

Up on streaming services on Friday.

It's the title song on my forthcoming album and something Russ Hayes and I have spent many hours working on. Hope you enjoy it.

22.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really like that, and especially at 2:12 when the tempo changes then comes back on itself. For a 6 minute song it didn’t drag at all and felt like 4 mins. Excellent!

21.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s boned a few defenceless animals in his time…

21.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Leave it to me pal…

21.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Memories eh @cambo69.bsky.social and @harrymcnally.bsky.social ?
You two heading to PP to watch SWA v Crewe in 1987/8? Great photo of you both!!

20.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Understandable if he’s benchmarking against north Wales. You can’t top perfection

20.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some would say…

19.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…for a Starmer?

19.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm πŸ€” Got to say that is poor, and not a patch on Angelas. His name is Mears. May I suggest a Starmer?

19.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ray!?!

19.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never heard of him? Katya for this Kat. She can nibble my chipolata any day!

18.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oi!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Great seat, shite result.

18.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they come out chipped?

17.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long walks with your carer? How lovely!

16.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Land Rovers?

15.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have my Wrexham ticket for Stoke. Sitting with the Stokies tho. Incognito of course. Rules:
Say β€˜Duck’ every 4 mins
Mention Oatcakes
I’ve read up on Clarice Cliff and Josiah Wedgwood, just in case quizzed.
Drop in Matthews, Banks, Ritchie, Shawcross, Arnautović and Steele every so often. Easy!!

15.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s true. Eat less and guess what? When I see photos pre 1990 not many carrying weight. Never had big kids in my school. Overeating and crap diets/crap foods are the new thing. I’m nowhere near slim, but I eat a balanced diet. No junk food. No fizzy drinks. Never.

15.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*waits for book*

15.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@maffrj.bsky.social πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@harrymcnally.bsky.social One of your Ninjas πŸ₯·?

14.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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