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Ol’ Bertie Bastard It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way

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Plus Farage a fixture on both

17.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Our lowest point was them being our derby, Goater 1-0

16.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Proof if it was ever needed that anyone with the surname Thatcher is 100% a wrong un

16.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gutted he wasn’t wearing the big clock round his neck, leading to unfortunate SHENANIGANS

16.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What what now? Boss? Knew he was from some This Country shithole that considers Swindon a bustling metropolis, but please expand on your first sentence

16.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Flavor Flav doing a Cool Runnings/Skeleton bob was NOT on my bingo card today @johnstafford72.bsky.social

16.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hahaha there he is
You should get him in your Wembley limo

16.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Red didn’t even give a foul iirc, never mind a card
Like Shuttoh I was way over in the South Stand and even I said ‘fucking hell!’

16.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I saw The Perennial Bums supporting Pub on each Corner at The Gallery, Manchester, 1985

16.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2Tone v the Smoggies on ITV4 tonight, top 2 in the Championship, will be a better watch than the cup tie

16.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought he was wearing a plague mask!

16.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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16.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve played the Holy Name, supporting the Bishop of Salford, back in my altar boy days

15.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Inter CBeebies Firm

15.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Watch out for ‘the Ashburton Army’

15.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sure they do these articles just for rage bait nowadays. No better than TalkSport

15.02.2026 09:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Leave a lovely, complimentary review ending with “PS, your type would be swinging from lampposts in a just society”

15.02.2026 09:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Confession:
I like that new Tinie Tempah tune that sounds like early 90s Hip House
Don’t @ me
Hate the game, suckas, not the playa

13.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂😂

13.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bet the clobber was a sight to behold, tie dye hippies

13.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rye seemed posher, more money and a bit more hipster while at the same time more golf club members driving Jags?
Don’t know the area apart from that week but while Hastings definitely has some really nice bits, the centre was definitely more edgy and a bit more sketchy?

13.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Posh “Gap Yaaah” twats
Band and audience both

13.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If its anything like the “stripagrams” who used to turn up in Longsight and Levenshulme, then they’ll be ex girlfriends of at least three people present at the gathering

12.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went on a week residential thing there with work years ago and pretty sure we ended up in there. Also went to Rye which has some amazing old school pubs

12.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My bet is that they’re not ‘dancers’…

At least the Berts will only have two minging twats on show

The odd lot have Scholes, Butt AND Nesbitt

12.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Coming soon to a seat filling agency near you”

12.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ONLY SIXTY OF THE QUEEN’S POUNDS A TICKET 😂😂😂😂

12.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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