John R.

Could be worse Marge. His Idol hung the ones that fell out of his favour on meat hooks.

Lighters aloft 🔥

How is it possible that a voice can be punchable?

Escape from Global politics with international oxymoron Royal Republic and the finest rock music currently being toured

Once cogently described by Charlie Brooker as a serialised necronomicon, breathed onto parchment by a whispering Cacodemon.

This is why Bluesky needs a laugh reaction 😁

Spayed waterfall rushes over a steep cliff

It's been a bit wet recently 😁

Is there another source? I can't find anything yet on the news.

Or a clue about anything, per se.

No time to relax.

So does his profile

Punchable Face magazine want him back as he's their most featured cover star after the frog prince.

I hate to be that guy, especially with this, but it is not a real quote

It is utterly impossible to overstate what absolute cosplaying tools these inadequates look like.

Twat spanner is being added to my dictionary right now 😁

Christ on a bike! The British defaced it less in 1812. Why is he not hanging from a lamppost by this point.
That's the action of a man who clearly is punishing his country.

Even before this I would LITERALLY die before I used Spotify.

This is when bluesky needs a laugh reaction 😆

Honey fungus growing on a moss covered log next to a stream in a forest

Honey fungus growing on a moss covered log next to a stream in a forest

Punchable face magazine will have a cover story on him this week.

It means breaking wind in England.

No evidence for something Jabba the gut has been saying? Shocker.

Maybe we could just eat it till we become ambidextrous?

What you said. I came to say something similar but this is more eloquent and less sweary and furious.

Mushroom growing from a stone wall with autumn leaves scattered around

I wouldn't say it was damp at the moment but a huge Olive Oysterling mushroom is growing out of a wall in my village. Edible but horrible is the gastronomic summary

If it's "I'm a pedo" we already know.

Ancient Greek skyphos decorated in the red pottery style sitting outside its secure display cabinet.

Hugely privileged to get up close with 2475 year old Greek skyphos in the Burrell collection. Used in ancient Greek piss-ups rather more poetically called symposia 😁

Yes, and it will be a unisex bathroom, which he will absolutely hate.

Ice is the new SA brownshirts, low grade muscle. The FBI has been showing potential Gestapo tendencies though.

Speaking as a sane person, what the actual fuck? I have been looking for the hidden camera since 2016 and can only conclude this is not a prank show after all.