Si Heaney

Ha very true.

The scary thing is that nobody seems to want to stand up to him and say, "whoa there grandpa, you can't do that!". I just don't get why?

You know that film from last year, Civil War? Well, it's starting to happen in real life. Trump is either a fucking madman, or he's being played like a fiddle by his handlers.

I honestly think the way things are going around the world, we're all fucked.

The only reason Salah was shite today was because I had a tenner on him to score or assist. Soz about that.

Fucking scabs.

Decent that.

Tea. Tea time. Dinner is a at dinner time, lunchtime is for helmets.

I like many kinds of music, 90s house, 60s soul, Grindcore, rap, technical death metal, Stevie Wonder, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Thrash metal, Clutch, whatever, but I'll always say my favourite band is AC⚡DC. Just boss.

It's criminal that this got cancelled. The guy who played Ed Kemper was brilliant.

So started watching AC/DC live at Donnington on Sky Arts, and now I have to stay up til the end, drinking JD. Ah well. 😁🍻🤘⚡

Boss.

My wife thinks I'm strange because I have this unexplainable hatred for Alex Beresford and George Clarke. I can't be alone in my utter contempt for both of them, surely? Pair of bellends.

Just changed my fantasy football team for the 174th time today. Serious business.

Every one of them is a twelve pinter, at least.

Haha nailed it.

Absolute cunts, all of them.

Thankfully a bus driver looked after him and rang the bizzies, he was gone for hours, me ma feared the worst. We always wind him up saying they brought some other kid back and he's not really our brother.

I'll never, ever call it the Community Shield. It will always be the Charity Shield to me. Always remember the 1984 Liverpool v Everton when my little brother went missing, we had the bizzies out and everything. He was only 3, he got on the 79 bus by himself and ended up at the Pier Head. Nobhead.

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I'll miss you, you fucking mad bastard.

Parents who don't vaccinate their children are fucking morons.

Belter this

Haha that's boss

Fucking "Sweet Caroline"

God I hate that fucking song.

What a horrible piece of shit that motherfucker is.

Gutted about Diaz going, but best of luck to him. He's fantastic to watch when he's on it.

Bumbu is hands down the best rum in the world. Fucking gorgeous.

So proud of my lad this weekend, playing his first festival opening the Rewind stage on Sunday at Together Again festival, then playing in Ibiza for the first time in September before he's off to uni. He's smashing it at the moment. ❤️

Very true, didn't think of it that way. That's what these games are for, after all.