FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp

All we have are quaaludes

16.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ope!

16.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?

16.11.2025 15:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?

Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!

*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*

17.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Beer

Is this a business.?

09.08.2025 15:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.

08.08.2025 07:50 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!

09.08.2025 12:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker

Same union

17.06.2025 00:33 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout

14.05.2025 18:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Introducing to you the hot new product from the internationally acclaimed labs at @finnacorp.bsky.social Pasta-Rama©️: The Sanfernando Treat!

31.03.2025 03:02 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

A fax machine

Here at MCFC and the fax is now live!
313-649-4442

27.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Business at MCFC!

The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!

23.03.2025 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Mickey’s malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chi’s

08.03.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Business casual Friday

08.03.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No you're not :P

Who else will send us faxes!?

07.12.2024 01:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.

07.12.2024 01:50 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

A advertisement for 1974 Plymouth and Chrysler cars being displayed at Kmart

Yeah, Well you can come to our headquarters and see the new used 1964 Chryslers and Plymouths for half the price!

Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan

09.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Business.

04.10.2024 14:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IBM system 360

Rest assured that our computer is unaffected by the outage because we locked the tapes in the file cabinet.

19.07.2024 12:53 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

$12.00

When you're thinking of value, you're thinking of FinnaCorp!

22.06.2024 00:10 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Corporate jets are so 70’s, this is the 80’s which is why we have the corporate hot air balloon

14.06.2024 11:53 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

We’re gonna be out of the BUTT and into the FUCK if we don’t come up with that $36

03.04.2024 16:04 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This is the 80’s, of course we have access to turbo business!

29.03.2024 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FinnaCorp, Feeling great in ‘78!

09.03.2024 18:06 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

FinnaCorp

Going out out of business since 1971

03.03.2024 02:37 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES

19.02.2024 17:45 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We do a lot of things here at FinnaCorp

But even we don’t take Discover Card.

19.02.2024 17:39 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Can you fax a fart to Canada?

Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?

21.01.2024 03:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I've got strong opinions about frozen too but damn.

18.01.2024 17:40 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Happy new year!

01.01.2024 05:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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