FinnaCorp International 🌐

You need to fill out for 69-B and fax it back if you want to check out the company Vajankle™️

Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore

Diarrhea near me

If you aren't driving a PLYMOUTH than fuck you

IBM PC

The technological 80's!!

1982 is going to be our year!!

Sportsball! or something.

Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC

Yes, you can send things to it!

Liquid assets?

Yes we have those, they are over at the bar

Misappropriating funds since '71™

It is company policy to write a bad check instead.

WHO WENT OVER OUR $13.79 CREDIT LIMIT ON THE MONTGOMERY WARD CHARGE CARD!!?

A windows XP pop up window reading “I didn’t like your password so I changed it”

You’re welcome

It is not :(

NOTICE:

We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available

Sorry for the convenience

Wangjangle

It’s an industry term

So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?

Can’t wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M

How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11

WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline

We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickey’s malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.

We hope this fax finds you well

Yellow pages sign on the yellow pages building in Detroit, now demolished

What’s our phone number?

You got the Yellow Pages

All we have are quaaludes

Ope!

Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?

Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?

Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!

*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*

Beer

Is this a business.?

Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.

Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!

Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker

Same union

Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout