John Hendel

What’s the polymarket on them absolutely fucking up the sync with halftime

The now-common knowledge that Epstein’s circle communicated their crimes and conspiracies like sub-literate oafs doesn’t do a lot for the plausible deniability of “neverland ranch”

The big reason to be skeptical of a Michael Jackson biopic is the question “what don’t I know about this person?” I can think of one unanswered question and I’d be very surprised if they make time for it

ten years ago today no one clapped

Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.

if you're not willing to engage in serious political and institutional reform, you're not willing to engage in reform.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

1) History of Espionage
2) Pop and High Culture in the 20th Century
3) Islam
4) History Through Film
5) Aqua Aerobics

(Dusty Springfield voice.)
Pissin
And shittin
And fartin
And spittin

One of the great videos

Has anyone checked if any Oscar nominees were in the documents or is this entirely my beat

that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times

For a very long time you did not need a passport to cross back and forth to Mexico and Canada. I am Gen X and El Paso folks my age remember crossing to drink in Mexico for the night and then coming back home. There are families who continued living in the same place when the border moved.

This is how I feel about anyone left-of-center doing debate content crap like jubilee

Would be genuinely interested in a linguistics essay examining why all these billionaires write emails like they just woke up from anesthesia

A headline from Sophia Money-Coutts which reads I shit you not, 'Being posh should be a protected characteristic'

Fabulous 10/10 no notes

So are you all just recreationally rifling through thousands of emails

Just learned there is a guy named moot and the way I learned of him relieves me from learning anything further, this worked out pretty good for me

boxofficega.me
February 11, 2000
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Cinematrix No. 674: January 29, 2026 Can you name a Taraji P. Henson movie released between 2005 and 2020?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 674: Jan 29, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2503

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Ay, there’s the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this moral coil, must give us pause. There’s the *respect* that makes calamity of so long life.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

If this was 10 years ago, my GM would’ve strolled into the office Friday morning and gleefully phoned our film buyer with “we can crush this like a bug, right? When can you get me a SINNERS print?”

Not to miss the point, but this is further evidence that they’ve taken the fun and agency out of managing a movie theater, because any self-respecting manager would’ve kicked this nonsense into a 30-seater by noon last Friday

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

Cinematrix No. 673: January 28, 2026 Can you name a Matthew Lillard movie with a two to four-word title?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 673: Jan 28, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2520

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June 22, 2001
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I fully support the Democrats’ position of “The bad stuff should be quieter, it should not bother me,” and I’m excited to see bold proposals such as “abolish ICE observers” and “drown out my horrific feed with a flood of pleasing slop”

One way that this website is similar to twitter is you knuckleheads keep showing me the dumbest people on the planet whose existence I’ve done just fine without

George C Scott as General Buck Turgidson, hand on his head, face pulling itself in amazing directions

we're all so lucky that the funniest a guy has ever looked was recorded on film