John Hendel

Is part of the problem that the nature of their job requires finding a novel observation, even when reality is clear as day?

Is it good for your Oscar’s campaign if everyone looks at your movie and go “wow these women are dying”

“Dick Cheney put country over party, he wasn’t anything like Bush” blah blah blah block block block

rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry

Cinematrix No. 605: November 21, 2025 Can you name a John M. Chu or Jonathan Bailey movie that made $200 million?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 605: Nov 21, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
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Donald Trump sitting at his desk in the Oval Office and grinning with his head turned to beam at a standing Zohran Mamdani like a toddler meeting a Disney character.

A gleeful Joe Biden wearing both a TRUMP 2024 hat and the kind of smile that only happens when your skin recedes.

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

hmmm

So long as PDs are allowed to hide all their crime stats people can stoke whatever fear they want

It should be healthy to eat an absurd amount of cheese

Just saw someone posted this on r/baseball like 2 weeks ago, how dare you that was my trivia

In Oakland, CA on a hot July Sunday in 1983, 20,000 baseball fans watched the Rangers and the A’s take a 5-5 tie deep into extra innings. At the top of the 15th, the Rangers set the MLB record for largest extra-innings score differential by bringing home 12 runs.

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

If you’re gonna go with the hidden text trick why even make it a remotely plausible answer? just make it say whatever, make the last paragraph directions from the train station to the Eiffel Tower, make the title “The Worst Horse I Met”

Saw a picture of Elon Musk with his stupid dick shoes so I’m gonna go read a book

I would love to hear from the Maserati dealer who sold a car to a 26-year-old MAGA Jersey Girl, I’m guessing the interest is well into the double digits

Saw a physiotherapist yesterday about some rotator cuff pain and it turns out I am a 39-year-old man who does not understand posture

100% forgot that ANORA won Cannes, they are simply weird as hell over there and it should be none of our business

What if instead of arbitrarily anointing Gavin Newsom the Hero of the Left you arbitrarily anoint me instead

Wicked4Güd is in the 70s on rotten tomatoes and its very normal and well-adjusted fans are handling this data point with the indifference it deserves

There’s a solid episode around the time of the movie where Marge suffers temporary amnesia and cannot for the life of her believe that she’d ever marry this catastrophic oaf claiming to be her husband

The Covid thing is a big one, Biden never understood how much that colored his presidency

When I’m in charge it will be illegal to be out in public if you now or ever have been named “Markwayne”

youtube screenshot of a white house video titled "from the golden arches to the golden age" showing an image of mcdonalds fries with the text "a fresh start for america" imposed over it

One Thousand Year Burgerreich

Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

H to the gotdang izz-O, V to the gotdang izz-A

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