bloo skai chai

being poly means balancing time and constant open communication about your needs 🥰🍕💦

finally got the daddy situationship to watch kpop demon hunters… this is a win for humanity 🥳

i hate when i go to work and actually have to do work ☹️

instead of Sex and The City, what if it was Sex and The Suburbs….

and what if instead of Carrie Bradshaw it was just me making terrible decisions and falling hopelessly for the daddies of north jersey… 🥲

send tweet.

a lil #megaplex25 photo dump bc I miss the besties already 💔

@chaibear.bsky.social gave the wolf a nice blowjob after work~

Check the full 6+ minute vid on murrtube: murrtube.net/v/U03J

#irlnsfw #rackynudes #murrsuit

life update:

i regret to inform y'all that ill be taking a break from my stoner w/ a bachelor's degree burnout era to enter my stoner with a career era. 😔

it's working but slowly

took ya long enough 😜

the eternal publix deli sub line where people order multiple complicated subs in front of me and make small talk has gotta be one of the circles of hell

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

a selfie of me in a cramped pink bathroom stall with boatloads of tech stuff and motherboards stuck all over the wall

a he/they takin a she/it in a bushwick bathroom

my bad, i was thirsty 🤕

in my extensive experience being a bottom, the biggest indicator of a good lay isn't the dick size...

it's the pokemon plushies

text screenshot from the bf sending furry porn, then earnestly inquiring if I got home safely

i love him

📍Amsterdam, The NETHERRRR

A doodoo brown MINI Cooper Paceman covered in various portraits of John Lennon of the Beatles

"the john lennon car cant hurt you, it isn't real"

the john lennon car:

We only went to smell a muck, but ended up getting a good view.

(I took poetic liberty in the space inside the lion's mane, because I know that I won't even be able to breathe, much less speak)

Art by me

so right, then class got cancelled and we decided to use the projector to listen to the brat album... and then everyone clapped for me

i LOVE when i spill poppers in my backpack at school 😇

TCNJ why do you have the nicest librarians and the handsomest mascot???

dad??? is that you??

sucked dick at the gay bar tonight while mayhem by lady gaga was playing, talk about MOTIVATION

just found condoms in my dads car 😮‍💨

which of you bottoms is responsible for this???

i stg

the cool thing about being gay is that sometimes your besties get MARRIED!!!!

im so excited 🥹
(this only happens to gays)

timeskip gregg & angus... <3

at least $25/hr USD, that was my rate when I was tutoring elementary/middle school aged kids in mandarin with zero lesson planning of my own.

just simply FLY!