dev

i want to start a patreon

noticing this months later… kentucky route zero and uncle boonmee who can recall his past lives :)

anyone else sad

does my haircut make me look mean or hot or (ideally) mean and hot

girl who is going to be… well maybe not ok but fine for now

was horny for like 5 days and now im depressed again and back to yearning to be held by a fat guy who likes some of the same music as me

alert: the sunday scaries have pushed back the breach into saturday

ugly old broke ass

indulging myself by being sooky and pissed about something that didnt even bother me that much when it happened a few days ago

its one of my best friends all time favorite movies and i understand why

taste of tea! amazing

have thought about it lol

its so beautiful!

Four moments in media where I felt something I'll never feel again... idk if this is really the definitive four but this is what im feeling as i slack off at work this afternoon

yeah ive been trying

quick sneaky office tummy tuesday

also seeking attention on the alt btw @bedap.bsky.social

the time honored tradition of walking around your friends apartment naked while theyre at work

was a finalist for a very significant grant that would have solved many problems in my life… easy come easy go…

if that means politely tolerated me as i said i was a fan, then yea!!

went to a bear bar, ordered a non alc guinness, drank it alone, introduced myself to dean deblois, left. gotta keep em on their toes

need help waking up

feeling human again yay

me when something objectively good happens: “hmm this actually sucks…”

me and who

feel kinda insane :)

why sam!?! is it the way we have to say our own name? like it just sounds fruity?

we need to investigate why guys named devin are always gay

honk