Butter Nutter the Science Fucker

oh and here’s the time lapse bc if some jabronie accuses my painstaking work of being generated I swear I will sneak into their home and steal their toilet

my digital painting of a sunny kitchen in the morning. the wall clock reads 5:55. In the background, bright sunbeams stream through the window and door, casting bright motes everywhere. A sunlit pine forest and fluffy clouds are seen through the door. On the counter there’s a toaster and empty mug, on the windowsill there are brightly lit potted plants and condiments. In the foreground there’s a wooden table and chair with a flower vase, a honey jar, a mug full of fresh steaming coffee and a slice of fresh watermelon on a decorated plate. The window in the background casts long shadows across the table.

hellooooo I spent the past two weeks drawing this

A Volkswagen Beetle decorated to look like a bunny rabbit. It is covered in fuzzy fabric, has large ears with fluffy tufts on the roof and a smiling snout on the hood with two big teeth. The vehicle is parked on a residential street with trees, houses and regular boring cars in the background.

my town rules

woof no thanks, would genuinely rather shit in my hands and clap

reading your comics’ insta comments after cackling at said comics is a whole other form of entertainment in itself, honestly

hiiii hello hi, I may not be feeling social media lately but I want everyone to know I’m still on my usual bullshit and so is my cat

I call this top the peekaboob top because if I don’t layer something under it my poor unsuspecting nipnops pop right out

MERRY SHITSCRAM

I dnidnint get rid of it I j. just got over it lmao

thetre. was a rerectangle on my ceiligngn and I was extrmremelmely upset about it

. sauce my fridge

M. Be nexus morre frienedds her e

I love my cat very eye very very very very very eye yet very behryvehry very very very vehrvevrywvryvey eye beyrryevrurveryveryvery very very very much

ITS TH. Te most wondfefrrful tiME OF TH. EYEATTRR

IM S. JISY A POOR BOY nbOBODY LVOES ME

hiiiii arorron love the urlrl

Alcohohol

oops guess hashtags don’t work here, I’m baby and don’t know how to bluesky yet

mirror selfie of a dork flashing the horns sign, winking with tongue out, wearing an Avril Lavigne costume for Halloween: long straight hair, band shirt, skinny tie with a Canadian flag patch, low rise cargo jeans, converse sneakers and approximately 386693 mall punk-style bracelets going up each arm

Selfie of a smirking dork in Avril Lavigne Halloween costume flashing the horns sign with approximately 386693 bracelets going up their arm

my poor hair is desperately attempting to curl and these bracelets are 20 years old bc I used to dress like this unironically when I was 12 #HappyHalloween

OH GOSH THANK U, you rule too🥹💖 I have no plans of returning to The Other Site but I’m yet to really settle into a new shitposting home, yknow how it is

I think the best part about living in space would be just exploding a bag of cheetos to float around the capsule so I could just sort of float by and eat them as I passed like fish feed.

I was singing shoot to thrill and my dad told me I sounded like a minion and this was how I found out I don’t have the voice for rock

ok Jabba Williams thank u for the heads up, I will take ur warning to heart Jabba Williams

post your vibiest baby picture

fighting evil by moonlight, sneaking out of class to go play on the swings by daylight

screenshot of two text message bubbles, the first of which reads, in all caps, “but where tf did the freaky wind come from and why did it coincide with my grandpa seeing this shit and who is the old lady” and the second of which reads, in lowercase, “In other news I ovulated yesterday and I'm horny as shit so check out this sexy feller”

being my best friend means getting a wall of text about a Freaky Possibly Supernatural Event immediately followed by

oh cool I’m at the “see roadkill and cry for five minutes” part of my menstrual cycle, got it

screenshot of a mirror selfie of a person wearing jean shorts and a spaghetti strap crop top to which an AI gave the following tags: “a woman taking a picture of herself in a mirror, physical : tinyest midriff ever, trans rights, disney poster, inspired by Elichiro Oda, fit pic, seventies, tshirt, inspired by Steve Dillon, rated t for teen, d & d party, hot day, uncropped, flat lay, wearing”

it clocked my trans rights vibe, AI is actually Good yall

screenshot of a mirror selfie of a person with long curly hair wearing sweatpants and a race car print crop top to which an AI gave the following tags: “a woman taking a picture of herself in a mirror, physical: tinyest midriff ever, race car, 2019 trending photo, featured on dribble, red sweatband, cyborg noble woman, erin, post - apokalyptic, pacing, elden ring class, brown pants, healthy, uncropped, ferrari, fat”

actually “cyborg noblewoman” goes hard as HELL and I might make it my new name

I read “walking around in a noodle” as in a pool noodle and I was like “isn’t that a summer Lewk™️ already”

caos, se bem q dá pra descrever qualquer momento da minha vida assim então nem diz muito kkkk