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@fanboymaster.bsky.social

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"She worked, as he had guessed, on the novel-writing machines in the Fiction Department. She enjoyed her work, which consisted chiefly in running and servicing a powerful but tricky electric motor... Books were just a commodity that had to be produced, like jam or bootlaces."

08.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom 'Snoop Dog' Hertzog - you were great.. one of the nicest people I have ever met at Nintendo. You and your crews bug testing was outstanding and I commend you for the excellent work.

08.02.2026 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"My husband is dead but he can be brought back so we have to break it off but let's fuck one last time before he gets brought back" we are reaching dangerous levels of French.

07.02.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, particularly Lune and Sciel just feel like the game gives them absolutely nothing.

07.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've tried to avoid saying too much concrete about the events in case someone stumbles on this but I'll say

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This is really odd music to make an army of revenants to.

07.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah for me it just hasn't hit, different strokes and all that. The grief I've felt in my life just doesn't connect well with this game's priorities but I'm sure it connects with plenty of people or the game wouldn't have been so beloved.

07.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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special hat

10.02.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3480    ๐Ÿ” 1030    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

And this just doesn't suit me for a game so specifically about trauma and grief because to only touch on theatrics, on the big whirlwind of regrets, is you miss the reconstructing your life, the feeling of what's missing but having to press on. Saying "We Continue" doesn't encapsulate it.

07.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to see what is being written in quiet moments in the Expedition journal but we don't get that. The relationship levels are my preferred part of the game in that they're the closest thing to it.

07.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The non-theatrical emotion thing is more a critique of the way I've felt about the writing as a whole to this point, the game demurs any time it has to show quiet emotion, almost always leaving it to implication and pulling the figurative or literal camera away.

07.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reached Act 3... I could imagine some compelling things coming from this twist if the writers were more interested in non-theatrical emotion, as it feels muddy and like it really is meant to be read in broad strokes. Guess I'll see how they bring it home.

07.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tumblr backend temporarily down so the admins can add a prompt to ask the age verification questions from lesuire suit larry before you are allowed to see the word "ass"

07.02.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Outrun 2006: Coast 2 Coast: 2 Good 2 Be True

06.02.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What makes it different from other sitcoms is that this one is more about the characters than the hijinks. It serves as a deconstruction of the type of character archetypes you see in conventional famcoms like The Simpsons, portraying Peter not as a perfect father but as a reckless neglectful oaf

06.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 192    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone took out the plea to Bob Iger when they realized he wasn't going to be CEO anymore

06.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impressed that frieren ranked that high knowing how much competition it had i knew it was well liked but didn't realize the degree.

06.02.2026 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

05.02.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9180    ๐Ÿ” 1107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 187    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

The best thing I can say for it is that Sakurai used it for interesting constrained design, I think Kirby Air Ride is an interesting attempt to make A the only thing you need to press, but that's inspiration at most, not necessity.

06.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's over weirder because in Nintendo's first major GameCube game, it is not the primary action button. There are other things than the diamond you can argue for like the 6 button layout, but this argument for the GC controller is one even Nintendo couldn't make.

06.02.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Culdcept!

06.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POKEY LIVES!!! YES!!!

06.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Pragmata demo kinda owns, making me try to do pipe dream while getting shot at has some TWEWY "this is hard because it's engaging very different parts of your brain" vibes

06.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have been saying for years that all Olympic athletes should have acid injected into their penises

05.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 779    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Feel like the protagonist of Pragmata should have been named Pragmatthew

05.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like a cosmic joke that Indiana Jones on Switch 2 is on cart when the Xbox and PS5 versions bafflingly were just a few hundred megabytes and required you to download the rest

05.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/usel...

05.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ridge racer and daytona died in a loversโ€™ embrace

05.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even though I understand the amount of localisation work that would be involved, I would commit up to five misdemeanour-level crimes for an English port of this.

05.02.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'M DOC DOC DOCTOR DICK AND WHEN YOU'RE FEELING SICK BABE I KNOW A TRICK IT'S SEX

05.02.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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