Samantha Eaton

I’ve been working on this WIP for over a year and none of the characters names have changed. Until today when Rory became Riley??? Okay bro maybe we can talk about that in revisions but not right now

I made a mistake today

Writing is hard.

It’s even harder with two large breed puppies JUMPING ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.

I WONT fix him
I WILL make him worse energy by me

I like gaslighting the dayjob A Eye that i have to use by giving it the thumbs down on its output every single time even if it DOES give me something usable.

Couldn’t find my rolling pin so I used a beer

the storytelling in goodbye earl is, quite frankly, better than Shakespeare. The Chicks could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakey Boi could never write goodbye earl.

Right??? I bet it would be so soothing and then when you put them back in it would be just absolutely exquisite

apparently, nobody I speak to irl understands how nice I think it would feel to take out my eyeballs and put them in some very cold cream for a bit

This made my whole day 🖤

My reading comprehension 🙃 I forgot the Guinness book of world records exists and thought they put him in beer

I don’t think 2025 is gonna be my year. I’m pretty sure I’ve already had my year. I do not know which one it was.

Chappell roan covering “crazy birch” by buck cherry would actually be sick

My Portuguese rooster magnet fell off the fridge and his head fell off!!! So I glued it but also put a green ribbon on. Real ones know about the green ribbon 🤘🏻

I keep forgetting about this app but I don’t hate it here.

Idk the puppies are almost four months old. I think they can hear Freak On A Leash.

I don’t need advice or tricks, I simply need validation that a lot of these people are douchebags

“It must be NICE having OCD! Your house must be so clean.”

Motherfcker it looks like a Chewy warehouse blew up in here OCD has nothing to do with tidiness.

you’d think working in a healthcare adjacent field that people would know what IS and IS NOT OCD but here we are, saying “I’m so OCD” over a slightly off center graphic. meanwhile in hell, i randomly thought about putting my hand in a meat slicer while working the deli last night.

Apparently when I say “if my eye doesn’t stop twitching, I’m going to remove it with a spoon!” people get upset and I ruin dinner.

oh definitely hasn’t crossed my mind at all

I saw a guy that could have gotten very far in the Chris Evans lookalike competition and he was polite to the supermarket deli employee (me.)

I just have so many things to write for you all, but first I made a bunch of slides for some stakeholders at my day job because that’s what I want to be doing at 11pm

Of course I hit a groove writing 10 minutes before I have to go to my part time job… Buy my books so I don’t have to do this anymore! (I actually like my part time job I’m just so burned out with all the things…)

They’re all such great pups! He’s the best first dog I could’ve gotten, and has welcomed all the additions with kindness and patience.

King isn’t big on being used as a pillow UNLESS it’s our littlest puppy, who doesn’t understand boundaries. He’s such a good boy. Here he is lounging with a whole 3month old Doberman shepherd sitting on him lol

Awww! The puppies are only 25-30 pounds right now but they are set in their couching ways. My 75lb pittie is a little more delicate but also a big fan of squishing my feet lol. Gotta love them!

Maybe??? But ow??????

Oh no relatable. I’ve got a text thread with myself, screenshots, some stuff in the notes app, some notes in each version of the document, half a playlist, and a google doc

well my dog just sat his entire bony teenage German shepherd butt on my boob so I think I’m clear another few years before I need another mammogram