Ashley

What show?

Constant eggshells….

I hate having to make big decisions… can I just like, skip this chapter? Let the end be a mystery to me

Keep it up though, you’re smashing it so far to make it past two days, let alone one 😊 it’ll be totally worth it!

Honestly people that can do their full makeup routine on trains honestly have life figured out that much that they know how to optimise their time effectively, or they’re just really bad at time management. Can’t decide

Sending nudes to people to get no reaction, or a nude back is the same feeling as seeing a bill unexpectedly increase

Imagine a world where Dentists and Doctors were on time, go on imagine - wouldn’t it be pure bliss?

(Also, why is it fine for them to run late, yet if I’m ever running just a few minutes late it’s a huge issue)

Okay but why has London lost its spark and appeal now, is it time to pack up and move to a new city?

But why do I always feel like alone, misunderstood, or irrelevant until someone needs something? Hmmm, sounds like I need a holiday

I’m sorry but this season of White Lotus was a bit of a let down

im a bad boy, duh

Can my body clock chill already? I’ve been waking up anywhere between 4 and 5am consistently for the past two weeks and I can’t get to sleep, I didn’t sign up for this.

Nah the weather this week is going to be heaven

Today has actually been really cute 😊

Surely 3 in 3 smokers die? They are human after all, or does the 1 smoker gain like a super human ability and become immortal? If so, poor them.

Same, does this mean we’re both allowed a midday nap?

My favourite thing about coming to the office is going past the barber shop, it be yours a smile in my face each morning (it’s called Barber Streisand)

The latest White Lotus is giving me serious seancody.com vibes

This one?

These look so yummy!

It’s definitely a thick week, that’s for sure

Woke up craving a Greggs sausage roll, a cheeseburger and a portion of chips. Tough choices to make this morning.

I need a holiday to an all inclusive, beach side resort with a pool, and a jacuzzi on the balcony of my room

And yet, here you are laid in bed watching something about eternal life on YouTube

I just farted on the tube, but about 6 people looked at me and right now I want to die

Good luck 🤞😊

Todays the first time I’ve sat on the train for my work commute and felt like I’m living my Carrie Bradshaw fantasy

I’ve competed 278 levels of crossword jam in two days, I think I have a problem