Barb, Red State Blue Neck

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate!

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

An alcoholic head of the Pentagon is shooting at random flying objects near airports using untested technology. Americans have nothing to worry about.

Until women refuse to sleep with their husbands if Republicans are elected

I can really picture him diligently focused, intensely searching the depths of Legal Arguments despite the slight obstacle that they have yet to be articulated

He should avoid balconies

This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.

Jacqueline Sweet • @JSweetLI • 3h NEW: Reps Khanna and Massie pushed the DOJ to unredact a file in the Epstein files. Then Khanna read four men's names from it in a House floor speech, calling them "wealthy and powerful men that the DOJ hid for no apparent reason." The only problem is that file is a SDNY photo lineup, and the 16 people on it have no known ties to Epstein, the DOJ confirmed. We identified 12 of the people on the list, and spoke to two of the men Khanna named, who denied any connection to Epstein and were seeking answers as to why their names were in the news. The lineup simply included people apparently arrested for various unrelated crimes over two decades in NYC, who resembled Maxwell and Epstein. Link: Q 112 {] 301 • 947 1l,1 289K Rep. Ro Khanna VE @RepRoKhanna •2h O ... The problem is DOJ illegally redacted names without explanation and then refused to give context for the names once they redacted. This is why @RepThomasMassie and I have been pushing for the full release of the files with context and protecting survivors. Thanks for your reporting • 217 1799 • 846 1. 17K 贝 Todd Blanche * @DAGToddBlanche X.com The "problem" is that you didn't come to us, but immediately ran to X and the House floor and made false accusations about four men, while we were checking the facts. Rep. Ro Khanna @RepRoKhanna • 2h The problem is DOJ illegally redacted names without explanation and then refused to give context for the names once they redacted. This is why @RepThomasMassie and I have been pushing for the full release of the files with context and ... Show more 5:21 PM • 2/13/26

Current situation on Twitter regarding the Epstein files

I really need you to tell me your whole life story, in vivid detail

That’s what the top of the toilet paper dispenser is for you fucking maniac jesus christ they can’t even do drugs right

Everybody wins!

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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

I find that those of us who adopt for selfless reasons, discuss it early. By selfless, I mean not as a freaky to get into heaven. Ugh. Don't ask

This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?

My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.

I'm going beyond that. Our first Valentine's Day. I sent him a homemade Valentine, in the mail, every day, for a month. I know. It's crazy. However, he's that awesome and worth it. We've been married 30 years in May. I'm not dumb. I knew what I had.

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This is the real Donald Trump. He tells you who he is.

from the top rope

“I NEED MY BLUE BLANKIE!!!”

Attorney General Pam Bondi has the power to hold the men in the Epstein files accountable. 

But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.

The most corrupt pro-Putin president in US history endorses the most corrupt pro-Putin leader in Europe.

"The litmus test of whether the US is an entrenched mafia state has always been Kushner."

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A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.

noem and lewandowski are like the most toxic couple you have ever met given full rein of a government agency www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

a close up of a cartoon character holding a blue towel in his hands . Alt: a close up of a cartoon character holding a blue towel in his hands .

She's like Linus if he shot Snoopy

See, this is why you always buy a back up blankie. Toddlers can go bat $h!t really fast! I share my wisdom after having to hunt down "Pink Blankie", desperately, on eBay. Her pilot needs to keep extras in the cockpit.

OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position

This sounds like the plot to a true crime show. What did you guys do to the social media person?

Good Morning Gentle Reader

Here the new chapter of
MAKE IT STOP...MAKE IT GO AWAY

ICE BARBIE HAS LEWANDOWSKI FIRE HER PILOT because her BLANKIE was left on her plane

But OOPS
Had to reinstate pilot cuz no one else to fly her $70 million jet
HER BLANKET !!

AMERICA, trump and his goons