Tangomeister

Her snarl is botoxed permanently into her upper lip. It doesn't move at all.

RFK Jr: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Rogan: How do they stay upright?

RFK Jr: Now you've gone beyond my expertise.

Not to mention carbon monoxide poisoning.

How it ends...

Not a chance...

Just the fact that they have this shitmonger spewing on their network speaks volumes about where CNN has gone.

I thought he looked familiar...

Especially SW Florida and its old MAGA money.

It's the fucking Twilight Zone on steroids.

Why are Americans so slow to pick up on the obvious shit that everyone else knew from the get go?

I read that as "Job Stats Prick".

He had his lunch money stolen so often that had to set up direct deposit to the bullies.

No matter. He wasn't planning on paying the contractors and crews anyway.

Without a doubt, he is.

Yo queiro Taco Hell?

Probably will be embroiled in anti-trust lawsuits and will die like everything else he touches.

SW Florida 19th district, old MAGA money. They elected the douchebag Byron Donalds, who appears to be making a run for governor, so this twerp should fit in nicely there.

Maybe you should offer him Bud Light... in a warm glass.

True. It can't even be removed with Group Policy.

The "vibe" you're feeling is when Excel misses the 57% mark on your rocket-fueled cost analysis spreadsheet and your job experiences a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

If a soros falls in the woods, does it whine like a republican?

He can spin it any way he wants, but the fact is, is that the Republicans own this shutdown.

Sooo... 4% of the country is severely concussed?

Absolutely horrifying!!!

Happy trails, Cancun Cruz.

When you have boat anchors for ankles, that may be an issue.

I don't know what they call it in other states, but here in FL it's called "Baker Act".

What strain is it?

"It seems very disingenuous for the car company to be blaming me for my car not running. The reason my car is not running is because I didn't put gas in it."

Now he needs to send trump a strongly worded letter and show him who's boss.