So Many Mike

Stefanik’s utter belief in her likability really defies logic. She’s the human version of the Elaine dance. Minus the goofy charm.

"Apathy is the soul of compassion."
- Polonius

@espn.com - could you make it any HARDER to watch? I have a Disney+ account and my success rate for viewing ESPN is less than 30%.

The grope of death.

Yesterday someone wrote, "This guy looks like someone Indiana Jones would throw off a moving tank."

Chupie, I baked bread yesterday and it was so champion. Made me think of you. Then I baked bread slightly differently today and it was sub-elite. Which made me think of me.

Wow. STILL an own-goal, just not the one we all thought. The establishment septuagenarian or the nazi-tattoo rationalizer.

What is this? AN ARC FOR ANTS?!

But Mills? She’s 77. I am your base. And still, I find your string of own-goals baffling.

Sick battle umbrella.

Yes. We’re overreacting. Just like we were about Roe.

It’s a microdick-extension.

Hi. I've coached your kids. Dragged tents & water to fields. Organized parents. Tasks. Needs. Over and over. So we all could all enjoy (insert tournament here). I've spent a decade+ making sure there's shade. Ketchup. Enough Doritos to choke a sandworm from Dune. I AM THE RADICAL LEFT.

Jimmy Kimmel will own ABC soon. That’s a start.

Hey look, a dead canary.

Mookie Betts!

“If you want people to speak kindly about you after you’re gone, then you should speak kindly while you’re alive.”
- Mookie Betts, LA Dodgers

KING.

That’s an ugly aspect of bullying. Witnesses remain silent out of fear. And cowardice. Lived experience speaking.

Ultimate nepo-baby RFK Jr will be fired. The moment it becomes advantageous for this administration.

Interesting. And worth checking out. My take (to be fair to In and Out) probably has more to do with the fact that there’s a deliciousness ceiling for burgers in general.

In and Out is mid.

“The Washington Thinskins”

There. Fixed it.

It’s slang for asswipe.

When you're surrounded by sycophants, YOU become the product. Your environment becomes so edited that inbound data becomes grossly selective, which alters your reality. You begin to believe that you actually DO shit ice cream.

Outstanding.

Hey artists-formerly-known-as-cycling-Twitter.

Honest question: why so many top-tier gravel events on the same weekend?

AC SLAYERRRR!

The world needs more of the gentle pragmatism of @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Me = Klein Brand MGR, 25 yrs ago.