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@scalawagjack.bsky.social

Father, husband, writer, artist, ally, engineer, historian, retired FedGov, and unrepentant Southern Scalawag. Enjoys: animation, TTRPG, SciFi, Fantasy, art. Despises: disrespectful, entitled gits. Talk nerdy to me.

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Piccardly knew he had it in him!

Better assimilate than never!

Do-ho-ho-ho-ho!

29.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, just realizing,
It's ONLY Wednesdayโœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ––

29.10.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the marrow.

29.10.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deceases Pieces, please.

29.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Took me a minute to get this! Let me know if you get it!!!!
#vampire #mummy #werewolf

29.10.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of Baxter, the anglerfish-inspired mad scientist sinner demon in Hazbin Hotel.

Image of Baxter, the anglerfish-inspired mad scientist sinner demon in Hazbin Hotel.

We only got a brief intro to Baxter in #HazbinHotel S1E1, but already I'm loving the little Mad Scientist. I enjoyed how they played with the "Suspiciously Similar Substitute" Trope, both in funny ways and more serious ways (Charlie latching onto him as a coping mechanism). Waiting for more!

29.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Promising research in treating #autoimmune disease by breaking up the aptly-named NETs, which are pro-inflammatory. #science #biology #immunoengineering

29.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hella yeah!

29.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

29.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frigg yeah! Gonna Loki hit the pubs until we Tyr!

29.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If climate change has a silver lining it's that Florida sinks first. Of course then those nuts will have to flee north.

Hmmm...

BUILD THE FLORIDA WALL!!!

29.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HEH.

29.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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By Odin!!!

29.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm reminded of Magritte's Mermaid (I'd definitely have to blur).

29.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Knickers

29.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horrorshow choice, droog.

29.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We used to have proper movies.

29.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard men.

29.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, he's been working VERY hard!

Under the Resolute Desk.

It's murder on the knees and neck, I hear.

29.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like the Grinch discovered LSD.

29.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A person holds up a Cava paper bag in front of a Cava restaurant.

A person holds up a Cava paper bag in front of a Cava restaurant.

Free advice on winning a government contract from a retired #FedGOV:

1980-2024: Go to FEDBIZOPS. Find an appropriate contract opportunity. Read the Request for Proposals. Ask questions. Submit Proposal IAW law and regulations. With luck win Source Selection.

2025: Get a Cava bag. Fill with cash.

29.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This work ยฉ 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

This work ยฉ 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

This work ยฉ 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

This work ยฉ 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

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Magenta and orange sing red

29.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sayeth the Lord.

29.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Troy McClure and Ralph Wiggum stand by a blackboard. Words on the board say "Try McClure in: Get Confident Stupid!"

Troy McClure and Ralph Wiggum stand by a blackboard. Words on the board say "Try McClure in: Get Confident Stupid!"

29.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

E Trump es un hijo de Putin.

29.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#GridrMike

29.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look like Habaneros to me. Quick: eat a couple tell me what you think.

29.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Originalism is the constitutional theory that you should look back at what the framers intended, and then cherry-pick the beliefs that support the Evangelical Nationalist decision you were going to make all along while ignoring any thoughts that would contradict it.

29.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recursive art by the great Gahan Wilson.

29.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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